Some Truths about Growing Old: # - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice. # - Consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit. # - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off. # - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work. # - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it." # - You have days when your life is just a tent away from a circus. # - These days, "on time" is when you get there. # - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you. # - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why you're there. # - When you were a child, you thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation. # - Some days you have no idea what you're doing out of bed. # - You thought growing old would take longer. # - Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up. # - You still haven't learned to act your age.