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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.
@lentil would be proud of you blokes.
A dung beetle goes into a bar and asks,
"Hey bartender, is this stool taken?"
I resemble that remark!!
Maybe some of you saw that on the news. "Public servant fired after urinating in kettle"
It was a bit of a dick move I reckon.
Don't get pissy!
He were known to be a piss pot amongst his mates...
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $3.50.
In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $5.50.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
You need to plough through all of those farm jokes to harvest the best of them.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Paddy took two stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow in Dublin.
”Ooh”, said the presenter enthusiastically,
“This is a very rare set produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of the last century.
Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?”
“Sticks,” ……….replied Paddy.
The Germans capture a Britisdh officer during WWII.
They are interrogating him but all he says is "Tick, tick tick."
The German interrogator finally loses it and says "Ve haff vays of making you tock.