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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.
Love the kiwi accent bro
gogobera (plural gogoberas)
(obsolete) The kookaburra.
Certainly no offence intended. I quail at the very thought.
I've found a sure fire way to get a smoking hot body....
I'm going to get cremated.....
A man got struck by lightning today.
His wife told reporters he always wanted to be a conductor
Made me think of this
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asks the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replies the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor is shocked but agrees to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepares the bills. When he goes to place them in his mailbox, he finds a bill from the lawyer...
Lawyers never get bitten by sharks.
What do you call 4 lawyers on the bottom of Sydney Harbour?
A good start
Cheers Tom R
Whats the difference between a lawyer and hooker?
After you're dead, the hooker stops screwing you.
A Few Quotes
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom ."
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."