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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.
A man with a stutter died in prison...
Before he could finish his sentence.
g g g g g roan
"It’s too hot"
in comes 20 flies,
& 12 Jehovah’s witnesses...
4 of my mates were calling me "cheap" & "tight arse" last night, so I bought them a beer.
Turns out, they wanted 1 each..
For Christmas this year I’m giving everyone my opinion instead of presents
I just read the sad news about prince andrews car crash next month
Nah, they've already used that one. but they'll have somethying else up their sleeve for sure.
When he goes to the USA to testify maybe ?
Did they want a beer or a cheap and tight arse each?
Asking for a friend ...
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million... and I think she could be right"
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day.
Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary..."
A little girl and a little boy were at day-care one day.
The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Billy, want to play house?"
He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
Sally replied, "I want you to communicate your feelings."
"Communicate my feelings?" said a bewildered Billy. "I have no idea what that means."
The little girl nods and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband".
I'm posting this with a heavy heart...
As much as I love my bikes, being out in the bush and going on awesome adventures, it is taking up too much of my time. I am struggling to keep up with the everyday basics of cleaning and cooking and maintaining my home, so something has to give.
I will be getting rid of my collection.
Below is a list of what's available.
Serious inquiries only, and please don't insult me with low ball offers.
Thanks for reading and understanding...
1. Dustpan and broom
3. Toilet spray
4. Mop and bucket
5. Window cleaner
7. Dishwashing liquid
8. Laundry detergent
9. Fabric softener
10. Laundry baskets
11. Toilet brush
12. Cleaning sprays
Has this one been on before?