By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. BergDonk

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  2. UncleGra

    UncleGra Road Grime

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    In my house, I am in charge of the remote..
  3. sages

    sages Been here awhile

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    Is that the device or where you have to sit?
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  4. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    davenowherejones short old guy

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    drdubb OFWG Supporter

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    That’s explains the story about two men relieving themselves from the side of a bridge. One complains about the water being cold. The other replies”It’s deep too”
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    Creekgeek Master Finger Painter

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    :jive
    I guess the one guy had to go really bad and pissed on himself? :hmmmmm

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  8. BergDonk

    BergDonk Old Enough to Know Better

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  9. BergDonk

    BergDonk Old Enough to Know Better

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    To be fact checked:

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    BergDonk Old Enough to Know Better

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  11. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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  12. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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  13. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

    The results speak for themselves.
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  14. yonks

    yonks n00b

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    my tactic is to approve any bike hubby wants to buy so he can't object when i want to buy a bike. also i hope that he bought that RD200 for me since it is a girl bike... gawd i am itching for it
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    goD giB Long timer

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    Man drowns in vat of whiskey.
    Several coworkers tried to save him but he fought them off valiantly.
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  16. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Creekgeek Master Finger Painter

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  18. BergDonk

    BergDonk Old Enough to Know Better

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    This one, maybe now:

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  19. Ready set slow

    Ready set slow Been here awhile

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    gordonmichaellee Been here awhile

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    This one wastes just enough time to be very funny!

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