By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. Creekgeek

    Creekgeek Master Finger Painter

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    very good roll.

    don't get it? here, let me help...
  2. RockyDS

    RockyDS Lost in the wilderness

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  3. goD giB

    goD giB Long timer

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    Never going to let you up...
    The Bill Cosby cover?
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  4. CJL00

    CJL00 Who said top boxes are useless?

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    RockyDS, dude, it is a joke thread. Just a head's up, I would put a bloody lot of money on pretty well everything in the 707 pages of this thread is not true also. I would even sling a few bucks that not everything on Wikipedia isn't the full deal either, but that is another story.
  5. Precis

    Precis Maladroit malcontent

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    My brother - a very smart man - was arguing a position he knew to be completely false and utterly wrong, in a bar one evening. Excusing himself for a bathroom break, he quickly created a page on Wikipedia which confirmed his stance on his phone and took it back to the argument. Seeing "irrevocable proof" his opponent capitulated.
    Of course the next day his page had been deleted because it was total BS; trouble is, he cannot now convince his opponent that he was, in fact, correct all along....
  6. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    I think that's "Never going to let you out"
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  7. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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    Here’s a question for the mind readers out there
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    Boxa 2 Smoking Barrels

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  9. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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  10. neppi

    neppi Long timer

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    44! I won!
  11. OldDog

    OldDog non impediti ratione cogitationis

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  12. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    incorrect!
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  13. TenereMark

    TenereMark Where are we????????

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    You might not know this, but I wrote that question back in 1983!
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  14. Ready set slow

    Ready set slow Been here awhile

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  15. Ready set slow

    Ready set slow Been here awhile

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  16. BarryB

    BarryB Been here awhile Supporter

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    Both versions are incomplete! Neither mentions the ADVenture Rider Salute! I personally like the first version better, though.
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  17. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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  18. RockyDS

    RockyDS Lost in the wilderness

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    Two old men realize they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town
    After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.

    The madam takes one look at the two old guys and whispers to her manager:
    'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.
    These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them.
    They won't know the difference.'

    The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

    As they are walking home the first man says,
    'You know, I think my girl was dead!'
    'Dead?' says his friend, 'Why do you say that?'
    'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.'

    His friend says, 'Could be worse I think mine was a witch.'
    'A witch ??. . why the hell would you say that?'
    'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window.
  19. Lomax

    Lomax Nanu-Nanu Adventurer Supporter

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    And yet you offer no other explanation. :lol3 Good argument dude. :jack
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  20. CJL00

    CJL00 Who said top boxes are useless?

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    I checked this on Wikipedia and don't think this is true. Witches fly using a broom, not flatulence.