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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.
very good roll.
don't get it? here, let me help...
Amusing and makes a nice story, unfortunately not true. The UK two-finger version also attributed to Agincourt is likewise false.
Never going to let you up...
The Bill Cosby cover?
RockyDS, dude, it is a joke thread. Just a head's up, I would put a bloody lot of money on pretty well everything in the 707 pages of this thread is not true also. I would even sling a few bucks that not everything on Wikipedia isn't the full deal either, but that is another story.
My brother - a very smart man - was arguing a position he knew to be completely false and utterly wrong, in a bar one evening. Excusing himself for a bathroom break, he quickly created a page on Wikipedia which confirmed his stance on his phone and took it back to the argument. Seeing "irrevocable proof" his opponent capitulated.
Of course the next day his page had been deleted because it was total BS; trouble is, he cannot now convince his opponent that he was, in fact, correct all along....
I think that's "Never going to let you out"
Here’s a question for the mind readers out there
44! I won!
You might not know this, but I wrote that question back in 1983!
Both versions are incomplete! Neither mentions the ADVenture Rider Salute! I personally like the first version better, though.
Two old men realize they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town
After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old guys and whispers to her manager:
'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.
These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them.
They won't know the difference.'
The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says,
'You know, I think my girl was dead!'
'Dead?' says his friend, 'Why do you say that?'
'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.'
His friend says, 'Could be worse I think mine was a witch.'
'A witch ??. . why the hell would you say that?'
'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window.
And yet you offer no other explanation. Good argument dude.
I checked this on Wikipedia and don't think this is true. Witches fly using a broom, not flatulence.