By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. GR8ADV

    GR8ADV Safety Second!

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    69. The best answer is always 69.
  2. GR8ADV

    GR8ADV Safety Second!

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  3. a2zworks

    a2zworks Trust me, I'm Pablo

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    No fuck him, he was a cunt of the first order, my mother was slightly less.
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  4. richo360

    richo360 Long timer

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  5. Precis

    Precis Maladroit malcontent

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    Free at last, free at last!
    Hang on, let me create a page....
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  6. Lomax

    Lomax Nanu-Nanu Adventurer Supporter

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    So if every Witch flies on a Broom, is everyone that flies on a broom a Witch?
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  7. Happy Snapper

    Happy Snapper GOMOB.

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    No mate, that's faulty logic.
    As in:

    Frog is green

    Grass is green

    Frog is grass?
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  8. CJL00

    CJL00 Who said top boxes are useless?

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    Witches and flying brooms are also not real people. Seriously, next thing you know people will start believing in honest politicians.
  9. Lomax

    Lomax Nanu-Nanu Adventurer Supporter

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    I have to go mow my frog.
  10. sages

    sages Been here awhile

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    Or turn your lawn into a prince (pucker up grass)
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  11. BergDonk

    BergDonk Old Enough to Know Better

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    Some old ads that would create an uproar today I suspect.

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  12. Night_Wolf

    Night_Wolf Leg Humper

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    Here is your answer :deal
  13. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Some timely advice as summer is almost here...
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  14. OldDog

    OldDog non impediti ratione cogitationis

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  15. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    The question was...
    What do you and your mate get up to when your wives go out shopping?
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  16. Suncoaster

    Suncoaster Long timer Supporter

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    Up to about 160kph I reckon.
  17. Ready set slow

    Ready set slow Been here awhile

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    Did someone say something about shopping IMG_20201120_070929.jpg
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  18. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    ^^^

    What happens in Moree should stay in Moree...
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  19. Cuttlefish

    Cuttlefish Riding to disappear.

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    Just in case there's any Americans perusing this thread.
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    I Think they are beads covering her nipples...If you look closely!
  20. Andrew2

    Andrew2 Long timer

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    Enjoy your holiday, see you in a couple of weeks:shog