By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. Ready set slow

    Ready set slow Been here awhile

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  2. goD giB

    goD giB Long timer

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    And you for quoting the pic?
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  3. Andrew2

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    The pic is not visible in my quote.
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  4. SmittyBlackstone

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    That is disgusting!

    And thank you all for the Thanksgiving wishes.
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  5. richo360

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    Nope, but I now have beads of sweat on my brow..... too early on a saturday morning.
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    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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  7. Ready set slow

    Ready set slow Been here awhile

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  8. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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  9. Aussie Jase

    Aussie Jase Been here awhile

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  10. Aussie Jase

    Aussie Jase Been here awhile

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    lurkin Been here awhile

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  13. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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    I just released my own fragrance

    no one else in the car seemed to like it
  14. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Love is like a fart.

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  15. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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    I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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  17. Ready set slow

    Ready set slow Been here awhile

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  18. BergDonk

    BergDonk Old Enough to Know Better

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  19. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Looking forward to summer?
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  20. Tenerrod

    Tenerrod Make it shiny

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    Thanks for the mamories, epic jugs.
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