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By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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    SmittyBlackstone and islandtosh like this.
  2. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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  3. Oldfatbeerman

    Oldfatbeerman Enroute to a PUB

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    :fpalm
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  4. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    I always thought it was HERRO...
  5. Creekgeek

    Creekgeek Master Finger Painter

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    Is it a stretch to say a ome people get out of whack when they read a bad pun, they try to get some traction with chiropractor joke instead.
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  6. Happy Snapper

    Happy Snapper GOMOB.

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    Kevin Rudd was in a Chinese restaurant in Dixon St Sydney. He decided to impress his guests by ordering their meal in Mandarin from the Asian Waiter.

    When he was finished... the waiter asked him to say it again in English.

    Turns out he was a Korean student.

    Kevin.. the smartest man in the room again.
  7. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Ahh c'mon, his name was Kevin & he was there to help...

    :evil
  8. drikko

    drikko Long timer

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  9. Rocking Horse

    Rocking Horse Self funded bludger

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  10. Ready set slow

    Ready set slow Been here awhile

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  11. Wodger63

    Wodger63 Long timer

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  12. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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    At school I made a Beehive for Biology class

    I got a B for it
  13. Toejamii

    Toejamii Still Learning

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  14. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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  15. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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    Have you ever been to the rifle range and shot with a blind fold on

    you don’t know what you're missing
  16. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    If Catholics are in a demonstration...

    ... Are they suddenly Protestants?
  17. CJL00

    CJL00 Who said top boxes are useless?

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    Someone gets cranky with you for political posts so you turn to religion. Good form. Sex next?
  18. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    It was a joke, Joyce...
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  19. Rocking Horse

    Rocking Horse Self funded bludger

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  20. MirthfulThylacinator

    MirthfulThylacinator transitioning from Tradie >>>> Luthier :-)

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    ... she's obviously got an appreciation for stinky sweaty blokey feet. He's appreciating something else :imaposer