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By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. Ready set slow

    Ready set slow Been here awhile

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  2. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    Really got no choice...
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  3. wozzamatta

    wozzamatta Is it new bike time yet

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  4. wozzamatta

    wozzamatta Is it new bike time yet

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  5. wozzamatta

    wozzamatta Is it new bike time yet

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  6. wozzamatta

    wozzamatta Is it new bike time yet

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  7. tennistime99

    tennistime99 Been here awhile

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    tl;dr
  8. davenowherejones

    davenowherejones short old guy

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  9. BarryB

    BarryB Been here awhile Supporter

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    We have one of those. His docking station is right under your feet.
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  10. Andrew2

    Andrew2 Long timer

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  11. buckscreek

    buckscreek AUTODIDACTIC

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    Our canine kitchen vac has wireless charging.....just lay it on the floor for half an hour and it's ready to go again.

    20210114_124856.jpg
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  12. wombbatt

    wombbatt crash craddock

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    WoW!! I actually learned something !!
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  13. wombbatt

    wombbatt crash craddock

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    SO old - still gold!
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  14. bikemoto

    bikemoto Tyre critic

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    Four letter acronyms are known as ETLAs: Extended TLAs.
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  15. bikemoto

    bikemoto Tyre critic

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    To be clear, I didn't think so, and neither was I. I just thought it was funny you suggested he get laid.
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  16. bikeymikey70

    bikeymikey70 Been here awhile Supporter

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  17. Rocking Horse

    Rocking Horse Self funded bludger

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  18. MultiDV8

    MultiDV8 Been here awhile

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    One time we had a seven letter acronym ( SLA) it grew from a four letter Acronym (FLA)

    It happened when a plonker came to work for us and his main claim to fame was he had been nominated Man Of The Year at his previous employers. WTF ( we thought)
    So we abbreviated that to MOTY, and he was thus known.
    Then he introduced us to his wife and she became MOTYBAM MOTY's Bony Arsed Missus.

    We also had a female associate referred to as SUBWAY (a six letter Acronym) Stuck Up Bitch Won't Acknowledge You.
    That's all I've got.
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  19. buckscreek

    buckscreek AUTODIDACTIC

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    I had to ask my teenage daughter what the "peach" reference in the Mario game was. Apparently Peach is a princess, and this meme references an act or acts of a sexual nature and may not have been appropriate to share with my 14y.o...........
  20. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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