By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. Toejamii

    Toejamii Still Learning

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    wi11iamson Been here awhile

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    Surely you have forgot HESTIA, an ancronym we all learned in PS.
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    A friend landed on a big cow shit and sprained his ankle.
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    a2zworks Trust me, I'm Pablo

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    I once broke my ankle and landed in the shit, still being thrown at me by the wife and kids.
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    I rode through a farm sprinkler to get a nice cool shower. It was a shit sprayer. Oh Shit!!!
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    Very well known Ferrari driving photographer in town was called Lombard by his peers.

    Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead
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    CamWR Been here awhile

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    gordonmichaellee Been here awhile

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    David Bowie died 5 years ago couple of days ago.

    Cheers Gordo’
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    farqhuar Human guinea pig

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    'not wanting to get political but Henry Ford was a big fan of Volkswagen's founder.
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    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Bluetonguejak Pretend racer

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    A mate just told me that his dog got a stick from a 100 miles away I thought to myself that's a bit far fetched
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    Ready set slow Been here awhile

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    Happy Snapper GOMOB.

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    Yes indeed.. Herr Hitler and Mr Ford each had a photo of the other on their desks.
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    MultiDV8 Been here awhile

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    bikeymikey70 Been here awhile Supporter

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  20. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Two Americans enter a pub in England, which is having a trivia night

    First question: What recreational activity has resulted in the most deaths

    Answer moderator was looking for: Fishing

    Answer given by Americans: Colonization
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