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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.
Find someone else's wife, You'll figure it out real quick.
Then refer pic 2, post #16002
The other day I spotted an albino dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for him.
Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.
She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"
I replied: "He can smell she is ready . That's how nature works."
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?"
I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."
We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow.
My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"
I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."
Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and went to kiss her goodbye.
She stopped me and said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.
Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.
She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."
I said "yes, I was married before and I think I lost it then"
Yeah, most of us don't get it as much as we'd like...
Ohhh, come on.....
Things to Ponder
1.Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
What did the zero say to the eight?
Indeed, we might never know if it was misspelt.
past tense: misspelled; past participle: misspelled
spell (a word) wrongly.
"‘siege’ had been misspelled as ‘seige’"
Misspell is the correct spelling. Mispell is a common error. The past tense of misspell is misspelled. However, in other varieties of English, misspelt is also acceptable.
They all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now
I thought Misspell was Cardinal George's illegitimate daughter...