By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. richo360

    richo360 Long timer

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    Find someone else's wife, You'll figure it out real quick.
    Then refer pic 2, post #16002
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  2. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    The other day I spotted an albino dalmatian.





    It was the least I could do for him.
  3. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.
    She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"

    I replied: "He can smell she is ready . That's how nature works."

    We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.
    Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?"

    I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."

    We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow.
    My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"

    I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."

    Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and went to kiss her goodbye.
    She stopped me and said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.

    Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.
    She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."
  4. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    I said "yes, I was married before and I think I lost it then"
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  5. Bluetonguejak

    Bluetonguejak Pretend racer

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  6. Precis

    Precis Maladroit malcontent

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    Clearly...
  7. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Yeah, most of us don't get it as much as we'd like...
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  8. Happy Snapper

    Happy Snapper GOMOB.

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  9. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    ^^^
    Ohhh, come on.....
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  11. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Things to Ponder


    1.Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

    2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

    3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

    4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
  12. bikemoto

    bikemoto Tyre critic

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    What did the zero say to the eight?

    Nice belt.
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    BOOTLACE Bikie Scum. Supporter

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    BygDaddee Long timer

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  15. buckscreek

    buckscreek AUTODIDACTIC

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    Indeed, we might never know if it was misspelt.
  16. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Dictionary

    misspell
    /mɪsˈspɛl/

    verb
    past tense: misspelled; past participle: misspelled
    1. spell (a word) wrongly.
      "‘siege’ had been misspelled as ‘seige’"

    Misspell is the correct spelling. Mispell is a common error. The past tense of misspell is misspelled. However, in other varieties of English, misspelt is also acceptable.


    :norton

    :ksteve
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    They all laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now
  18. Precis

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    I thought Misspell was Cardinal George's illegitimate daughter...
    No, wait....
  19. Precis

    Precis Maladroit malcontent

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