By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    Think you may have your wires crossed then mate.
  2. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    I'm sure the shortage is an isolated problem...

    But there are Signs everywhere, man.
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  3. BergDonk

    BergDonk Old Enough to Know Better

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  4. badmanners

    badmanners Umm, yeah, no.

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  5. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    Hahaha...thanks for switchin' me on man
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  6. Oldfatbeerman

    Oldfatbeerman Enroute to a PUB

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  7. BergDonk

    BergDonk Old Enough to Know Better

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    Hmmmmmm :hmmmmm

    If a poison use-by date expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

    Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

    Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned?

    Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

    Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

    The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".

    100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

    At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

    If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

    Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

    Why does the word “Funeral” starts with Fun?

    If money doesn't grow on trees, how come banks have branches?

    If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

    How do you get off a non-stop flight?

    Why are goods sent by ship called Cargo and those sent by truck Shipment?

    Why is it called “Rush Hour” when traffic moves at its slowest then?

    How come noses run and feet smell?

    What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

    :scratch
  8. RED1

    RED1 yes it really is me

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  9. RED1

    RED1 yes it really is me

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  10. Nashcat

    Nashcat Waitin' on the Boatman

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    Is that a Buffalo rug from IKEA? Somebody didn’t read the directions.
  11. MultiDV8

    MultiDV8 Been here awhile

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  12. CJL00

    CJL00 Who said top boxes are useless?

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    An old Mad magazine line from the early 70's, do your feet smell and your nose runs? Bad luck, you are built upside down
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  13. Marcusbee

    Marcusbee Been here awhile

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    Wot? Me worry?
  14. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    I have a vacwm cleaner
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  15. Creekgeek

    Creekgeek Master Finger Painter

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    sorry to hear, that sucks for you.
  16. Oldfatbeerman

    Oldfatbeerman Enroute to a PUB

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    So ... It sucks Big Willy's ....:hide
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  17. Creekgeek

    Creekgeek Master Finger Painter

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    I am not familiar with that attachment, but I think you'd want the wet/dry shop-vac for those messes
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  18. bilash31

    bilash31 Adventurer

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    These jokes blovv :D
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  19. farqhuar

    farqhuar Human guinea pig

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    I think you've found your answer. :lol3
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  20. RED1

    RED1 yes it really is me

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    Say no more

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