By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. RED1

    RED1 yes it really is me

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  2. RED1

    RED1 yes it really is me

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  3. PilbaraGoat

    PilbaraGoat Been here awhile

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    Ive been unable to smell for a few days now - im on some new drugs.

    i have been farting longg fluffy farts out the back of my open at the rear hospital gown as i walk up and down the ward all day and night.

    i thought i was golden

    i got my smell back today.



    holy crap

    no wonder the bloke across the room asked to be moved
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    Now there's an image to try and not imagine close to a meal time
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    sidetrack one Chief Tiddler Supporter

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    A genie gave me a choice of wishes....
    A longer memory or a longer penis....I forget which one I chose...
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    As i grow older i remember all the people i have lost along the way.....tour guide just didnt work for me!
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  12. RED1

    RED1 yes it really is me

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    This could be a pirate joke, I could see a pirate doing this, he wouldn't have to be riding a bike, all those deckhands going about their business!
    Righto, back to the subject at "hand" Cape York trip, boring long dirt roads, mates wife riding up ahead, will I, yes, no, deckhands come to mind, no, no, not that there's anything wrong with that, you can hear the scream!

    Oh, and only time you will ever see me riding a Suzuki, rental bike!

  13. RED1

    RED1 yes it really is me

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    Girls only Cape York trip filmed by my partner, could be a joke here somewhere if you thought like a bloke!
    Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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    RED1 yes it really is me

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    Hey guys, check my new tattoos out!

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    dirty dennis are we there yet

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    Riteris Dessert Runner

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    What is so funny about that???!!!

    It seems like that is what is now required to do maintenance on a lot of vehicles.
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    Maybe the battery was flat because the alternator belt was slipping and he's tightening it. Seems logical to me.:lol3
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    My favourite trick. Perfectly executed good sir!