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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.
Gotta get the T shirt
Versus no balls?
Wait how many balls are in the wheel bearings?
One of the Russian Ambassadors comes to President Putin and tells him he'd like to resign.
"Why?" Putin asks him.
"Ah, Mr. President, I can't take these time differences.
I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep.
I last woke you up at 4 in the morning, but I thought it was only evening.
I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday.
I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Well, these are just minor inconveniences," says Putin.
"Do you remember when that Polish plane crashed, killing their president?
I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't yet taken off!"
I think you're referring to true love...
Why we ride adventure bikes…
We had something similar happen during my tour in Iraq. Water tanker trucks were supposed to be labeled “potable” or “non-potable” so there was never any confusion. When we showed up, one of the most frequently seen water trucks was labeled “portable water.” About halfway through, they painted over the R. “Po table water.”
A doctor was asked yesterday when the pandemic might end. He said, 'I don't know: I'm not a politician.'
Two mice walk into a bar. The first one turns to the second and asks, 'Are you gonna get the jab?' The second one replies, 'Nah, they haven't even finished testing on humans yet.'