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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.
They had to disguise it in case anyone saw them while they nicked it.
Rainbow colour scheme?
Somehow I don't think downtown Vancouver is highly tolerant of beige.
thanks for the giggle @bikeroz, i'd have snorted beer out my nose if I was drinking while reading.
I used up all of the spray cans in the basement. I painted it black before I sold it.
Volkswagen copied my paint scheme a few years later.
Zorro's been busy again
That might be a bit cryptic on an Australian thread.
Not if you follow 'Murcan politics.
Or the Lone Ranger. I can imagine him on the glory stroke. Hi ho, tadpoles awaaay!
Why would you bother? May as well watch reruns of Dumb and Dumber.
"That might be a bit cryptic on an Australian thread."
Sorry, Mate. I always think of humor as international. I tell your OZ jokes here in the USA, although I sometimes have to change a name or too. They still get laughs. But you can look up Carnac the Magnificent on the Johnny Carson Tonight Show on Youtube, and enjoy!
...hands across the water, hands across the sea....
Johnny Carson, one of the least funny people who thought he was hilarious.
Personally it's to remind myself never to underestimate the stupidity of apparently normal people
A couple was invited to a fancy dress costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early enough, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little touch here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished...Naturally, (since he was her husband.)
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.
He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
"Did you dance much ?"
"You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Browning and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to."
Due to the inordinate influence they have on the rest of the globe I feel I should at least be aware of what shit show they are currently dragging us into.
You've never seen Hamish Blake huh.......
It’s your typical American humour, no thinking required.
Yeah him and his friend whatever his name is, what a pair of insipid knobs, how in hell people think they are funny and get paid by comercial outlets is beyond me.
Well I suppose comercial outlets is for dummies, a couple of weeks ago having breakfast at Mt Dare they had one of those breakfast shows on tv, bloody hell it’s adverts every five minutes and then more adverts during the show passed on as news or stories.
They pay people to watch with giveaways and a $10,000 cash cow price every day?
It was that Cosch (spelling) whatever his name is, don’t know what channel.