By Jove, a new pirate joke

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Pickled Amnesiac, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Two Scotsmen, Archie and Jamie, are sitting in the pub discussing Jamie’s forthcoming wedding.

    “Och, it’s all goin’ pure brilliant,” says Jamie. “I’ve got everythin’ organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the Minister, even ma stag night”.

    Archie nods approvingly.

    “I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jamie.

    “A kilt?” exclaims Archie, “That’s magic, you’ll look pure smart in that.”

    “What’s the tartan?...”

    “Och,” says Jamie, “I’d imagine she’ll be in white.”

    * * * * * * * * * * * *

    And as a follow on,

    “What’s worn under a kilt?”

    “Nothing - it’s all in perfect working order!”
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  2. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Why don’t aliens visit earth very often?


    Because it is rated only one star.
  3. gsd4me

    gsd4me 90% bluff Supporter

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    Here's one I think all of us will understand.

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  4. numbat

    numbat Long timer

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    Cock.
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    a2zworks Trust me, I'm Pablo

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    BOOTLACE Bikie Scum. Supporter

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    Riteris Dessert Runner

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    Finally! A graphic depiction of my life!

    I need to show this to my wife/ accountant.
  8. wombbatt

    wombbatt crash craddock

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    no thinking required, only a laugh track.
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  9. gsd4me

    gsd4me 90% bluff Supporter

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  10. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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  11. Dave Ward

    Dave Ward I don't even know where the box is.

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    Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe - if you remove it, what do you get?





    Gravy.
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  12. drikko

    drikko Long timer

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  13. bikeymikey70

    bikeymikey70 Been here awhile Supporter

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  14. DeepBarney

    DeepBarney International Bumbler

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    Like the knife ear I also remember the dark ages. So many Nintendo cartridges blown into to, so many backs lost to moving CRTV's...
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    Creekgeek Master Finger Painter

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  16. frizzen

    frizzen Been here awhile

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    numbat Long timer

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    You're on a roll then.
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  18. richo360

    richo360 Long timer

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    And just to prove a point, dithering old Joe had trouble remembering the name of our leader, whats his face.
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  19. numbat

    numbat Long timer

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    He might be like the rest of us and refer to him by another name.
  20. UTB

    UTB Been here awhile

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    To be fair to Joe our man is practically invisible of late.
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