Cootz invades Oz & NZ (2 March thru 28 March)

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Sfcootz, Jun 27, 2018.

  1. sidetrack one

    sidetrack one Chief Tiddler

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    A serious case of bad parenting!!:D
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  2. diabolik37

    diabolik37 Deadly Gubba

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    All I can say is that I hate 8 black.... :lol3
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  3. Russ

    Russ Long timer

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    Made up for it in South America :lol3

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  4. Mouse

    Mouse I'm only smelly

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    This might be an easier introduction


    Said sprog, if he's 20 then just send him here, I'll stick him in the local backpackers and it'll probably be the last you see of him for a year or so...
  5. dunc

    dunc Hodophile - Coddiwompler

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    200.00 odd aud dollars is that about right
  6. diabolik37

    diabolik37 Deadly Gubba

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    Actually they charged him $6.5 for the cardboard printing... :lol3
  7. Sfcootz

    Sfcootz Proud to be a 0.6106142755%er Super Moderator

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    Moose, meet mouse. He'll be looking after you while mummy is off riding motorbikes. :lol3

    At 6'4" he really is a moose.
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  8. Mouse

    Mouse I'm only smelly

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    he's short then, won't hold it against him.

    Nightlife, music, surf and an endless supply of babes - nirvana for a 20yo male (usually). Won't need any looking after... probably need a lot of convincing to leave.

    Beach hostel seems to be the place to stay.

    Easy babysitting.
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  9. Lerxstdawg

    Lerxstdawg Wait...what?

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    Will you have time to help me paint the dungeon? Purple, right? Also, I’m stocking up on inflatable animals.
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  10. Redback

    Redback Average aussie bloke

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    WOW NZ is in trouble:D
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  11. Sfcootz

    Sfcootz Proud to be a 0.6106142755%er Super Moderator

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    He's taller than me. Do you know how frustrating it is to look up as you're chastising your kiddo??? :rofl

    I'll bring my purple inflatable unicorn. signal-2018-04-21-113058.jpg
  12. dunc

    dunc Hodophile - Coddiwompler

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    the moonshine made ya do it
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  13. Sfcootz

    Sfcootz Proud to be a 0.6106142755%er Super Moderator

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    Oh no. I'm just a goofball naturally.
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  14. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    Just a Heads up - That stuffs legal in New Zealand -they use the same rules there as sheep as Unicorns - But you could be in strife in OZ -
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  15. oldbeer

    oldbeer Grandadventurer

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    With all due respect, some of my fellow NZers sound a bit chronologically challenged! If you are young and want to have fun involving entertainment, other young people, intoxicating beverages and such then Queenstown is the place to go. Its great. Sure its expensive (relatively) but you have to pay for your pleasures and I suspect it wont seem that bad to someone from Clariformula. Besides, hopefully he is just going for a few drinks, not trying to buy the place. Wellington is also good for nightlife, probably better than Auckland, but I dont know, you would need to ask someone under 60!! Not many of those on here, or at least it seems that way :)

    And I don't know which north island @slowbike smallpenis visited but the one I live on has east coast beaches to die for. And rocky coasts. And some of the best snorkelling and dive spots on the planet. To name but a few......
    Matapouri Bay http://www.tutukakacoastnz.com/matapouri-bay/
    Taupo Bay http://www.whangaroa.co.nz/Taupo-Bay.cfm
    The Poor Knights Islands. http://www.tutukakacoastnz.com/poor-knights-islands/

    These are things you might enjoy together before or after your bike trip.

    Lots of cheapish buses he can jump on and off, that womble around NZ and can be a great way to meet people. If you are on a schedule https://www.kiwiexperience.com/why-choose-kiwi-experience/customer-reviews or just go your own way if you have more time. He will probably want to follow you to OZ now that he has been promised backpacker hostels full of babes...but you know what they say about things that seem too good to be true...........
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  16. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    I believe I qualified what I said along the lines of the ones I have visited..
  17. Mouse

    Mouse I'm only smelly

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    You did well to qualify yourself initially but 2m visitors a year seem to be drawn to something here... :photog
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  18. oldbeer

    oldbeer Grandadventurer

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    And I would have to agree with that. From what very little I've seen of it on a few brief holidays, its an amazing country full of very friendly hospitable people and a brilliant tourist industry. Not a bad place to ride a bike either.
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  19. slowbike smallpenis

    slowbike smallpenis Tester of Tooheys Old

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    I do quite often ... return airfare is cheap cheap cheap

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  20. oldbeer

    oldbeer Grandadventurer

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