Craigslists: "Dumbass of the week" Nominee

Discussion in 'Old's Cool' started by PBOB, May 22, 2013.

  1. ShOqUePoT

    ShOqUePoT GS Pot

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    I, for one, would love to see and hear that un-lubed mess of gears after a few hundred miles. I'm sure that's never going to happen though.
  2. ISUCyclones

    ISUCyclones Adventurer Supporter

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    It's lubricated with blood...
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  3. King of Beers

    King of Beers Been here awhile

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    I bet according to the manufacturer your supposed to stop an lube it every 50 miles.

    Who cares, oil is cheap right? You gotta pay to play!

    If you properly maintain it... and drive it... you and your bike are perpetually covered in the excess it slings off. But those gears should last forever!
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  4. flei

    flei cycletherapist

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    Wait. You mean you can drive it? Huh. And here I thought it was just so the bike would look cool at shows. :dunno
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  5. King of Beers

    King of Beers Been here awhile

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    Hell yeah you can drive it Bro!!! The more uncomfortable the position the more rewarding it is to ride! That sick oil sheen you get not only protects the metal on your bike from rusting out as you daily your sick whip, but it also helps you get an even dark tan, Bro! It's a Win Win, BRO!! Just make sure you dont wear a helmet or your tan will be uneven. Also, Bro, how are the babez supposed to see you if your wearing a helmet? Bro.

    Bro...

    Bro?!?

    BRO!!!!!!!

    YOUR LEG?!?!?

    BRO!!!!!!
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  6. Mobiker

    Mobiker Long timer Supporter

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    I see a potential new market for Scottoiler.
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  7. King of Beers

    King of Beers Been here awhile

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    But it would need to be huge and chrome and hold 6 quarts.

    The Scottsupertanker.
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  8. King of Beers

    King of Beers Been here awhile

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    The Scottexxonvaldez.
  9. Mobiker

    Mobiker Long timer Supporter

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    The ScottSuperOiler

    The GreatScott! Oiler :shog :fpalm
  10. SmittyBlackstone

    SmittyBlackstone Long timer

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    Bro?!

    Lol!!!!!!!!?
  11. MacMcMacmac

    MacMcMacmac Been here awhile

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  12. flei

    flei cycletherapist

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  13. flei

    flei cycletherapist

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    https://cosprings.craigslist.org/wan/d/littleton-ktm-exc-500/7201846584.html

    Stickers are rad! (and apparently add much to the value of a bike)...

    "2016 ,KTM EXC 500, 6 days , with punch of add on as you can see in the pictures , has about 19 hours on it."

    KTM EXC 500 - $18,000
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    2016 ,KTM EXC 500, 6 days , with punch of add on as you can see in the pictures , has about 19 hours on it .
  14. King of Beers

    King of Beers Been here awhile

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    Wow! My 19' must be worth like $20k!!! I need to put it up for sale NOW!!!
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  15. flei

    flei cycletherapist

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    See? I keep telling you guys, motorcycles are a great investment! Back when it was new, this 2016 listed for $11,399. But look! In just 5 years it's appreciated up to $18,000!! Since the Federal Reserve cut rates back in March it just doesn't make sense to invest in anything else. I'm sure your spouse and your investment advisor will agree.

    BTW, a new 2021 KTM EX500 Six Days has an MSRP of $12,599. Just imagine how much that bike will be worth in 5 years!
  16. RustyStuff

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    You know, that's kinda cool, ngl.

    Dangerous and kind of pointless but cool.
  17. Roadracer_Al

    Roadracer_Al louder, louder, louder!

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    And it grinds your coffee every morning.
  18. MVI

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    Or you can shell pecans thru it...

    or perhaps Grind Walnuts for the wife's Christmas baking?
  19. Wildebeest90210

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    Price of scrap copper in the UK at the moment is about £3.5K, could be on to a winner with this heavyweight POS :D
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  20. fullmetalscooter

    fullmetalscooter Let me take this duck off

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    Heres one off facebook market place.
    Lada 9 grand or about 6500 us. When the hell did a Old USSR car become worth 9 grand ? Hell I owned one and it was clone of the fiat 126 I think from 1970 or so. it's the price of a real collector car that everyone would want.
    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/209171256806265/
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