Dog Repellent

Discussion in 'Equipment' started by hk_rider, Jul 18, 2002.

  1. mleir

    mleir Evil Doer

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    Where I grew up there was a foster home down the road (Rural Wisconsin, God's country, where they eat there own.). Well one of the "bright" kids from the home didn't believe that electricity could flow "up stream". I then convinced him to prove it by pissing on the electric fence. I don't remember what it was rated at, but it always held in the cattle. Boy was my ass sore after that whipping from the old man.
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  2. motu

    motu Loose Pre Unit

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    GOTCHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Walked right into that one mate! didn't you see it coming?

    Our roots are a special sweet kind,after you've had one,you keep cuming back for more!
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  3. Ari

    Ari Been there done that

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    Just joking Kiwi so it looks like you have a Africa Twin, great bike.
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  4. BudLightyear

    BudLightyear Adventurer

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    I'm no cunning linguist, but I believe translation is in order...

    Eats, roots, leaves...all in the verb tense:

    Eats= we all agree what this means, she fixes us a nice dinner...
    Roots= Kiwinglish for "fornicates," in real english
    Leaves= not the green things, but as in "splits, hops on his bike and hauls ass....etc..."

    Someone correct me if I am confused....
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  5. cyclecat

    cyclecat half post a day wonder

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    I was all primed to do the battery pee test last night (two cans Foster's Special Bitter, two Icehouse "pounders", all washed down with a 24 oz. Bud Light), but by the time I finished drinking, I forgot what it was I was supposed to do, so I just went to bed.:snore

    I'll try again tonight!:1drink
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  6. jocflier

    jocflier Dammit, that hurt... Supporter

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    Chris..

    You are killling me here..God bless you..:rofl :rofl :cry :rofl

    I'all give Cliff a call down your way and make sure that he buys a round on me just for all the time you are putting into the project...Oh yea, in order for this to work, you will need to hold the battery in one hand while you piss on it..ok?


    Joc
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  7. cyclecat

    cyclecat half post a day wonder

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    I know a Cliff here in Austin. Brit-bike & Guzzi guy. Cliff Haggard. Is that who you know?

    Chris
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  8. jocflier

    jocflier Dammit, that hurt... Supporter

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    Chris..

    The guy i am talking about is Cliff Bass..GS rider..Has done a ride or two with Sugary, Stephen..ect..ring a bell? Lives out in the Wimberley area..

    Joc
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  9. kevbo

    kevbo Rubbery-Lip Flappin' PHI

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    Cycle cat....If you piss on the battery, and feel no effect, then you need to use your toungue and verify that the battery is not dead!
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  10. motu

    motu Loose Pre Unit

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    Sorry,it was just waiting to be done,and I wanted to be first in.I only hate BMWs and all who ride them because I can't afford one,a typical reaction.

    The XLV750 is the model before the Africa Twin,I call it the Africa Queen.

    Bud has the Kiwi in joke sussed,don't spread it around,we like the confussion
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