Dork does America for a measly $40.

They didn't look small to me.







Oh, you meant the saddlebags . . .

Dork, congrats on your ride. I don't think a ride like yours should have a plan, a set length or any other contraints (other than $$$). You go on a ride like that to search for what's important in your head and your heart. On your trip you discovered that. Now hold on to that feeling as long as you can.

Everyone has a question (and I do as well).........

What did you use that blue bucket you had tied to the Jed Clampet heap of provisions you were hauling around for?

piss pot......duh

He stores urine from all the beer and then uses it to put out the camp fire.

I promise you that if Squeaky does this trip, the reports will be entertaining... She just has that special knack for falling into funny situations I've been there the whole time watching her ride the last few years, since she fell asleep on the back of my VFR 800 as we blasted through the deer infested woods of East Texas after dark :huh Like many of us, she lacks just enough judgement to stay out of trouble, but is usually resourceful enough to find her way back out I'd contribute to the fund. Just wish I was the one going instead If she shows up on your doorstep, hide your bike keys!! She has a way of getting rides on anything she sees

So after Squeeky... then we need to do the couples verson of the ride... do the female ride then a double... Lenka and i would do the RTW for you all.. she is already wanting to head around the orb and is taking her MSF in two weeks... I dont know if i will keep up...

but if you know you got it Squeeky ... go for it... and dont look back... MR. Dork did not look back and he lived the the awaking dreams that is what life is...


but Bravo again to Dork again..

Hey Squeeky, come by Northern VA and I'll be your "New Guy"!

You are cute, can ride well, and are single! Whatcha waiting for?

Jim

PS PUI, but mean it.

PUI? Picoscopic User Interface?

Posting Under the Influence.

HTH, HAND

I never steal, I just beg and borrow...

Thanks for vouching for me Scott. I know this would be your dream ride, but that little 'mini me' you've got at home is worth more to look at every day than any landscape, tourist attraction, or party I will find along the way.

Heck, I'd be up for a couples ride if someone wanted to meet up along the way! I would feel safer out there than being alone in the middle of the woods when the strange man with the dog showed up at my tent... :eek1

Post a pic!

It's started already. Just don't post any pictures of a puppy-eyed guy looking at you from the background. Not unless he's riding with you anyway.

Here you go!


















Oh, you mean me!


I ain't pretty, but I can ride, and I know how to fix my own bike!

Jim

~fixed~

It's Sir Lancelot Van Boden on his white steed ready to ride with the Squeaky Maiden.

My latest photo. Sorry, but I havent shaved in a few days. Also, I'll dump the gal in the background.

Holy crap.

Jeeeez - just stop all this dating schmating stuff guys!

The poor lady aint gunna last a friggin day at this rate before it gets all luvvy duvvy and the trip is canned.

Dork only lasted a month - I dont think a one day adventure will cut it...