Dork does America for a measly $40.

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Epic Rides' started by Dork, Aug 30, 2005.

  1. Motoplaner

    Motoplaner PNW Heel Rounder

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    Looks like heavy snow around the Great Lakes region. I'd be skeered if I was around there. Fuck, it's snowing all around the US too. Good thing I'm safe here in OR.
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  2. toothy

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    How you hangin in there? Doing ok?
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  3. new chick

    new chick Been here awhile

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    NO ... This sucks.... It takes him forever to post anything... I can't get a hold of him over the phone... Then everything with the weather.. I'm constantly worried...
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  4. AntWare

    AntWare Lost In Translation

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    He's doing fine, I passed him yesterday.
    He was riding down the road singing this at the top of his lungs.
    I think the road is being kind to our Wanderer :evil

    Oh well I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
    Where pretty girls are well, you know that I'm around
    I kiss 'em and I love'em 'cause to me they're all the same
    I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name
    They call me the wanderer yeah the wanderer
    I roam around around around...

    Oh well there's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right
    And Janie is the girl with that I'll be with tonight
    And when she asks me which one I love the best
    I tear open my shirt I got Rosie on my chest
    'Cause I'm the wanderer yeah the wanderer
    I roam around around around...

    Oh well I roam from town to town
    I go through life without a care
    'Til I'm as happy as a clown
    With my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere

    I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
    I'm never in one place I roam from town to town
    And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl
    I hop right on that bike of mine and ride around the world
    Yeah I'm the wanderer yeah the wanderer
    I roam around around around...

    Oh yeah I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
    I'm never in one place I roam from town to town
    And when I find myself a-fallin' for some girl
    I hop right on that bike of mine and ride around the world
    Yeah 'cause I'm a wanderer yeah a wanderer
    I roam around around around...
    'Cause I'm a wanderer yeah a wanderer
    I roam around around around



    :hide
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  5. Ken

    Ken Long timer

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    Update! Thanks everyone!!!!

    We have started a collection going to send Dork accross the US and let him continue Vance's thread... we need AdvRiders to sponsor a day or so. This is gonna be too cool and life changing for someone that really needs a life change. :lol3

    How to play

    Did you know that it's easy to donate to the DOrk ride??

    Go to https://www.paypal.com/

    it makes you open an acct (5 minutes) it emails you a link. put in your cc # and his email address randall_neil@yahoo.com and it's done.
    Please note that there is a "_" in the email address. randall_neil


    or

    People who are afraid of Paypal can send a check, money order, bag of pennies or something.

    Make checks payable to Randall Dellwo.

    Mail to:
    Randall Dellwo
    C/O Jake Metteer
    PO Box 1491
    Woodland, WA
    98674

    For those of you who don't know the Dork:

    http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89597

    He really really needs this Adventure
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    Update 8/31/5: We have collected $2,400 so far plus pledges for monthly installments

    To continue the good work that Vance started on "The US on 40 bucks a day" we are sending a Dork Accross America. If anyone needs a trip it is this guy and I'm sure we'll have a blast helping him and those that can supporting him in a $$ way


    Vance: I'm in for $40.00 per month. I think it's an excellent idea to get people in for a monthly committment so that the Dork can travel without stress.

    So far I'm, Ken4237682, in for 1/2 month plus food and lodging, including a ride down to the Gulf Coast, Florida.

    Jmetter is in for a day and helping with prep.

    MadBrit is in for $40 a month for the next 12 months ($480) - i.e. I would sponsor him a day a month as per some of you other bastidges.

    Motoplaner: I'm good for $40

    Modrover: Hey Dork... get your shit in order and... fucknhell Mate... I'll try to pull $40 out my ass for ya too! :freaky

    Gangplank: an electric vest and a sticker :evil

    Jake's offering up his Brother's space again!

    Rider: gave us a sticky and then SOMEONE took it away DUKEGIRL IS INNOCENT!

    Shoganai: donation to this AWSOME endeaver of $500.00. :clap

    Doug Matson : Who is setting the fund up? I'll pick up a day or more.

    DataDaddy: I am in...my $40 is in the hat and a place to stay...I will continue to play too...

    little john: I'll pay for your entry to the longest running AMA dual sport in the state. get you camping and 4 meals

    FREEFLOW: I'll pitch in a day or so of cash...and lodging and whatever esle needed in the wisconsin area.....

    richard cabesa: whoaaaa, I skipped this thread 'cause Ken started it, sorry. This is a great Idea and I'm in.

    ducfer2112: I will contribute 40 as soon as the ride starts. (it has been sent)

    headhunter: I am in for $40 if Dork actually has the balls to go through with this.

    AceRph: Ride with me to the CroMag CO Dork, part of the way or all of the way. I'll buy gas, food & drink once in awhile. That's my contribution.

    A very generous asshole (who will remain anonymous) just put me over the $2000 goal with $100 sponsored donation and is doing $40 per month.

    Vespa is in for room and jam

    $560 from a secret admirer :sweeti (if I told you how I know this I'd have to kill you)

    Drif10: I'll feed him, give him a place to crash, service his bike, and send him on his way with some travelling cash.

    Force Junkie: I'm good for $40 as well as a place to crash and service the bike in California, Northern Los Angeles area

    thencamebronson: I'm sending you a day's worth, my friend.

    Hannda: I'm good for a day and a place to stay with meals & beer.

    Metal Doc: I'm in for beer, and shelter if Dork cruises through Western Pennsylvania on his way to Cromags (or any other time)

    Meathead: I'm with Vance! :deal $40 per month. If enough people do that, we'll keep the fucker going forever :freaky (even if we do have to swap riders every year or so 'cause they keep getting trapped by some hot taco along the way).

    Hodag: I'm in... You like to see a packer game

    Modrover: an exellent spectator, was kind enough to give me a practically brand new Tour Master jacket for my journey

    Gonzo: I am a NOoB that is in for $40... does this make me part of the "click"?

    Aprilla Gorilla: Go get 'em Dork. I'm in for $40 'round about month 5 or 6

    Tourist: I've got a set of Jeep tires chained to the tree out front of the house - when they sell I'll stick a days worth of cash in an envelope and send it off to the snail mail addy listed earlier.

    wtrlogd: Sent $40 through paypal - Future donations based upon the entertainment value, as the trip progresses.

    mdrsteve: Awesome read so far! I'm hooked! (and I'll be in with the $$ to sponsor a day or two when I get my next paycheck!

    RPWW: I'm kicking in a $40 and an invite to the Mighty D should he make it to the land of Mickey Mouse to make up for my doubting ways.

    UFO]FIXED with one more Update

    OUtback UFO: A dry place to Crash when ever the MR Dork is my area, hot water, Hot Tub to soak in... some grub for his belly off the grill... and if he is up for it a surgar momma from Aspen...

    strider0: Poor college student here. If you make it around Bloomington, IN feel free to stop in for a night or two. I have a garage and tools. there will be some homebrew on tap soon as well.

    jfr: I'm in for $40, MR Dork! I travel back and forth b/wn Cincinnati and Hilton Head Island, SC area every other week or so. Give me a PM when in either area and you can get a few squares :1drink and laundry on my tab!

    Doug Matson]The check is in the mail. If your in So Cal stop by. Good Luck and stay safe.
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  6. Ken

    Ken Long timer

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    :lol3 :lol3
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  7. new chick

    new chick Been here awhile

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    FYYFF!!!
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  8. AntWare

    AntWare Lost In Translation

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    :lol3

    :smooch
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  9. ghostryder

    ghostryder Long timer Supporter

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  10. TongueLady

    TongueLady Shine A Light

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    Smart girl!

    Hi New Chick...Pleased to meet you. I'm TongueLady...RoadRash's sister. Sorry I didn't make it down to Dork's party. Don't take any shit off these FF's (and it appears that you WON'T...good girl!)...if they give ya any trouble just let TequilaGirl & I know & we'll take a Clam Gun after 'em.
    :defend

    :D
    Cheers!
    ~TL
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  11. new chick

    new chick Been here awhile

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    That's a deal.. :deal :D
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  12. Augie

    Augie The new voice of reason

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    What are you his mother?

    Frankly I am concerned about him. Is he sane? how did this rabble talk him into doing this trip?
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  13. new chick

    new chick Been here awhile

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    NO!! Im his dominatrice and I want my bitch back!!!:rofl
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  14. Ken

    Ken Long timer

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    Rider to the white courtesy phone please...
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  15. Augie

    Augie The new voice of reason

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    Care for a new slave :whip there are several canidates that are willing to be trained. Some types for you are a tranvestite and a couple into rubber and latex and a real challenge some supposedly untrainable types.
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  16. Ray of Sunshine

    Ray of Sunshine Happy Grrrl

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    Get the terminology right, please, you are is Domme and he is you subbie. He always did strike me as the subbie type. Hope for your sake he's wearing his plug. :rofl.
    I think you could get Fluggie to set fire to his own balls if you told him too, and posted a bikini picture (hint, hint) anything from the wicked weasel collection would do.
    Don't worry, Rider will pass (out) judgement on it.
    Ed
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  17. Ray of Sunshine

    Ray of Sunshine Happy Grrrl

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    Hoggy is into latex? :puke2
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  18. MaddBrit

    MaddBrit Now officially a Yank.

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    Nice one Ant!

    :lol3
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  19. AntWare

    AntWare Lost In Translation

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    :huh

    damn, you really do wear the trousers in that relationship don't you

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  20. AntWare

    AntWare Lost In Translation

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    prolly going to hell for it though, but sometimes I just can't help meself :D
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