All your bikes are belong to me. '90s nerd slang aside, I'll play along. 1) KTM 1290 SuperDuke R. I tested one for 2 days, and it is, hands down the best bike I've ever ridden. 2) KTM 1290 SuperDuke R... with all the suspension set up for my weight, slicks, no lights, ti exhaust... specifically to abuse at track days. 3) KTM 1190R ADV ... full luggage, because I like to go places. 4) Christini AWD 300 ... because ALL WHEEL DRIVE TWO STROKE! Hell yes. 5) KTM 690 Enduro R ... with a set of rims for knobbies and a set of 17" rims for wall-to-wall inner-city hooliganism. I have an '08, and would love to upgrade to a new one. 6) Aprilia SXV 550 ... for passing everyone and scaring the shit out of yourself at SuMo track days. I have one, and wouldn't trade it. Amauri tuned it -- 84 hp at the wheel, 240 lbs., it's a big stupid grin machine. Wish it wasn't so fragile, though. 7) Some big fucking touring bike. You know, for when I get old and need to blast RL Burnside at 139 decibels around town because I'm deaf from riding AWD 2-strokes. OK, now for the nostalgia: 8) '69 Yamaha DT 250 ... my first real bike was a '73 DT 125, which sucked. If I'm going to be a nostalgic wanker, might as well get the collectible one. 9) '80 Suzuki GS1000S ... my first big bike, and probably my all-time favorite: drag racing, twisty racing, touring, it would do it all, and look utterly beautiful doing it. I balled mine up, and I'm still sad about it. 10) '83 Suzuki Katana 1100 ... had one, it got stolen. Possibly the most polarizing MC design ever. I loved it. I'd want it mostly stock, if all the PipeBurn fucktards haven't sawed them up. Bonus classic bike picks --- If I can only have 10, I'd ditch the #7 BFTB. 11) 1951 Imme R100 ... simply the most beautiful motorcycle ever, IMHO. I'd probably only use it for vintage rallies, but I'd look at it every day. It would make me happy. Oh, and a full-time mechanic that lives under the stairs and plays drums so I have someone to jam with at all times.