Dual Sport Eye Exam.

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  1. das Rider

    das Rider Professional Hobbyist

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    I find it is often difficult to choose the proper dual sport bike and that decision gets harder the older we get. In an effort to aid the dual sport community, I have sponsored scientific research in this area. I am proud to announce the findings of this prestigious study and present to the dual sport community the Dual Sport Eye Exam.

    Self Examination Instructions:

    1. Print the Eye Chart and post it on your wall or view it on your monitor.
    2. From 10' away, cover one eye and read the smallest line possible.
    3. Repeat step (2) with the other eye.

    Evaluating Test Results:

    The bike or bike category listed on the smallest line of text you can read with both eyes is the highest performance bike you should be riding. As we get older and our eye sight gets worse we will naturally gravitate towards larger, more docile, dual sport bikes.

    This Self Examination, conducted in the privacy of your own home will help you know when the time is right to move up.

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  2. Guaglione

    Guaglione Untethered

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    Lacey,

    Thank you for confirming that I am mature beyond my years.

    Best regards,

    Luca

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  3. gentry

    gentry For Reasons Unknown...

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    Im getting younger?!?!? Does that mead I get to go back to High School? Do I get to keep everything Ive learned??? :evil
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  4. a16tony

    a16tony Been here awhile

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    Nope, just sit in class with a hard-on.[​IMG]
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  5. gman350

    gman350 Been here awhile

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  6. das Rider

    das Rider Professional Hobbyist

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    GREG! You have got to call me or I'll call you. PM me your phone number.
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  7. gentry

    gentry For Reasons Unknown...

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    But I already did that?!?!? WTF! That'll teach me to have been a "nice" guy...... :lol3
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