F'n Ontario nanny state!

Discussion in 'Canada' started by Drif10, Oct 28, 2008.

  1. mixedup

    mixedup Been here awhile

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    you've got MY vote! imagine how attentive your average car driver would become after spending 2 years on a motorbike!
  2. adiablolex

    adiablolex Lost again

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    Lornce for Prime Minister!!!
    ...or King...:evil
  3. Drif10

    Drif10 Accredited Jackass

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    Lornce ain't happening.

    He specified benevolent.
  4. adiablolex

    adiablolex Lost again

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    :lol3
  5. Lornce

    Lornce Lost In Place

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    Benevolent, belligerent.

    Say it fast and no one'll know the difference.


    :patch
  6. Pig-Pen

    Pig-Pen (Formerly KTMike)

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    WTF?? :rofl:rofl:rofl

    That's right...no douching or self-enemas permitted in a vehicle unless parked. :norton

  7. CruisnGrrl

    CruisnGrrl Two wheels, woot!

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    it seems like the government wastes less money when they're not in session.
  8. ArthDuro

    ArthDuro quarantined

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    ah but don't forget, your taxes still pay their salaries in session or not

  9. skysailor

    skysailor Rat Rider Supporter

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    Short questions.

    Why is it, when I enter Ontario, from Manitoba the speed limit goes from 100 to 90????
    Why are we, in north western Ontario governed by people who couldn't find us on a map?
    Why did the legal limit go from .08 to .05? Now, instead of having a social beverage and being responsible, we can't even have one fucken beer???
    Why are the Ontario highways full of cops, while our schools are full of drugs?
    Why do we put up with photo radar?
    Why are speed limit fines doubled in school zones, at 3:00 am, in the middle of July?
  10. Schmittenhymer

    Schmittenhymer Northern Gravelholic

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    Short questions, easy answers

    1. to generate revenue and for vote-sucking.
  11. adiablolex

    adiablolex Lost again

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    theyre simple questions indeed.
    here are some simple answers....
    Ontarians dont know how to drive
    Ontarians dont know how to drink
    Ontarians need fake police protection in order to vote their next "protector" so they can make more "protective" laws
    photo radar :scratch
    school zones :scratch
  12. Lornce

    Lornce Lost In Place

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    One beer isn't going to have you blowing .05 unless you weigh 75lbs. Relax.

    School zones are pretty clearly marked around here. What's the big deal?

    Highways swamped with police while our highschools are awash in drugs is a legitimate concern. Maybe call your counselors, MP's and MPP's about police priorities?

    :dunno
  13. 250senuf

    250senuf Long timer

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    What happened to school zone limit in effect 8AM to 5PM only on days when school is in session?
  14. Glock owner

    Glock owner Bad Example

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    In the USA, at least were I was riding, School zone speed limits were in effect when a red light was flashing. This makes sense to me. If there are no stupid kids who like running in front of cars, why have lower speed limits. When the potential Darwin award winners are mindlessly listening to their I pods or wearing out their thumbs playing with their PS2's or whatever else occupies their pathetic little minds are walking down the middle of the road totally oblivious the the sword of Damocles hanging over their heads, then lower speed limits are justified. But only to reduce front end damage:clap
  15. ScottDill

    ScottDill TANSTAAFL Supporter

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    Well Lornce....I've just started poking around this thread.....................but this is EXACTYy what I always throught......I knew you were an interesting fellow, but now I'm really impressed :lol3
  16. Defconfunk

    Defconfunk I need to get out more

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  17. Oddbawl

    Oddbawl Born Ok the first time.

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    Does that mean I should stop the monthly mail deliveries of boxes of dog poo to Jackek's house?

    Probably not huh? Why ruin a good thing?
  18. Lornce

    Lornce Lost In Place

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    Be a shame to stop in the prime of spring dog poo season.

    Keep the momentum going, I say.

    :augie
  19. drcool

    drcool R.I.P. Dave

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    If you need any extra I have a fairly fresh supply of Rottie I can send your way for distribution to all of the smothering idiots.

    :freaky
    drcool
  20. Fin

    Fin Kahoon's my daddy!

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    I had no idea your proclivity for dog poo had anything to do with Bill 117... :D



    Cheers

    Fin