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  1. Moving Pictures

    Moving Pictures Sir Loin of Biff

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    <table id="Event Info" class="profileTable info_table" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td class="label">Type:</td> <td class="data">Sports - Tournament
    </td></tr> </tbody></table> <table id="Time and Place" class="profileTable info_table" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr><td class="label">Date:</td> <td class="data">Saturday, 01 May 2010
    </td></tr> <tr><td class="label">Time:</td> <td class="data">17:30 - 23:55
    </td></tr> <tr><td class="label">Location:</td> <td class="data">#101 - 506 John St. (Absolute Underground)
    </td></tr> </tbody></table> Description

    Come out for Victoria's very 1st epic bacon eating competition! This is a 'pilot' competition which will be made into a bigger event at a fair or festival next year if things go well.

    Your competitors:
    Bacon Boy in the blue corner; a trim 230lbs; height 5'10"; owner of Island Sports News & crispy bacon lover ( who will be dressed in an elegant tutu)
    VS
    Baconator in the red corner; an epic 78.5lbs(hoping to weigh in at 80lbs by DDay); height 4'10.5"; photographer & bacon addict (who will be dressed as a pig w/a cape)

    The battle will take place at the Absolute Underground studio and opponents will be competing in a 'ring'.

    Your officials:
    MC - Doug Gaw
    Play by Play - Claire Skillen
    Timekeeper - Greg Turnbull
    Referee - Adam Blainey
    Judges - Cameron DeLaCroix, Weyla Stephenson, Ed Sum & Brydon's bro
    National Anthem Singer: Holly Graham
    "Nurse"/First Aid - Sarah Brady
    "Nurse's Assistant" - Alex Carroll

    Background entertainment:
    Cheerleaders - Charlotte Rennison & Megan Bocsik
    Bacon dancing mascot - Nicole Allison

    BIG THANKS to everyone at Absolute Underground for supporting this event from the start! Give the peeps at AUTV some love for their awesomeness: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Absolute-Underground-TV/176432698116?ref=ts

    Official Bacon Supplier for this event - Fat Daddy's
    Official event song "Everything is Better With Bacon" provided by The Ball & Chain Gang - http://www.myspace.com/ballgagnchaingang
    Some costumes provided by: http://www.victoriacostumes.com/

    Competitors will be officially weighed in before the event. The bacon will be weighed after it is cooked so each contestant gets an equally fair portion. The competition will be one round lasting a period of 15 minutes. There will be about 3-5lbs of bacon available for each contestant. NO BATHROOM BREAKS ALLOWED during competition).

    The contestant who eats the most bacon at the end of the round wins. What's left on the plate will be weighed. If there is a tie, the judges will vote for the winner based on: art of eating(chomping skills displayed while chowing), costuming skills and table manners or lack thereof. Judges will also ensure there is no cheating; like contestants trying to sneak bacon into their pockets, contestant trying to slip judges $(read me Bacon Boy!), etc. Ruling of the judges at the time is considered final.
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