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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Big Willy, Jun 29, 2018.
Love my 525, plenty off mods, goes like a Doberman with a hot poker shoved up it ass!
"How come you crashed, ambition overcame ability ?"
Overheard @ Moonan Flat beergarden - two ADV BMW riders looking at my bike - 'Kenny Krazyhorse'
" Just riding that would be the 'adventure' ! "
He is slow as molasses in January (or July for us southerners)
Overheard in the Taralga pub on the way to Casper rally : "... cold as me ex wifes heart"
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Quoting a mate of No1 Son, explaining an off: "I got into a corner too hot, and ran out of talent".
I like the honesty..
“Slipperier than deer guts on a door knob”
@UncleGra about a week ago in “This Is”. Still giggling.
colder than a witches TIT
colder than a nun's nasty
"Couldn't ride out of sight on a dark night"
"With the speed of a antelope, and the grace of a constipated turtle..."
Old mate, describing a failed move on the fairer sex the previous pissed evening.
Back in the younger days I was doing the travel half way around Oz thing.
Sitting in a toilet cubical in a country pub someware in NSW...
Overhear two blokes..
Looks like you are getting on pretty good with so and so (insert girls name here)....
Yea no she's good mate .....noware as good a root as her twin sister but still good...
Silence....wot ...really ...ok....
Na her sister is a far better root mate......
Na mate just kidding !!
Poor prick lol
It's" Slicker than......came from a quote by The Dillards.. a U.S. Bluegrass band..a long time ago..
"more rattles than a rich kids pram"
Flatter than a shitcarters hat
slippery as a butcher's prick
I'm as dry as a wooden god
Leave me out of it fella.
"When adventure riding the only time you've got too much fuel is when you're on fire"
Faster than a shower of shit out of a shiney shovel.
Shakin' like a dog shitting razor blades