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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Big Willy, Jun 29, 2018.
Put lipstick on a pig, it's still gonna be a pig!
A head like a kicked in shit tin.
A face like a half chewed Dim Sim
He gets more roots than a Moreton Bay Fig Tree
Her twat looked like a bulldog eating porridge
Only 950SE owners will see the dry humour in this.
When someone commented on my lack of riding ability by the amount of corners I overshot on my 950 Super enduro.
"Nah mate, they all do that".
They called him "Christmas tree"
No roots and the balls were for decoration only.
They call him "Pothole", everyone avoids him.
for those who ride a KTM, and not a BMW..."You cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's (pigs) ear".
I’ve heard lots of people call @AUSSIEADV that, always wondered why.
Just kidding Big Al . Actually the “Hole” bit was preceded by another word....
got a head like a smashed crab
got a face like a dropped pie
I've put bridles on better heads than that.
( a mate and I ( 2 aussie bush boys) were on the 10th floor of the intercontinental hotel on Dubai creek Dubai a few years ago and we were fairly 3 parts cut, anyway my mate took a shine to the bar singer
to me she looked like she had a head like those mongrel inbreed brumby mares you see on the stations in the gulf of Carpentaria ,very very long and all teeth)
My mate pissed himself laughing so much,,
Got a head like a hudcap and thinks he's a big wheel
You have to be a certain vintage to know what a shit carter did!
The shitcarter has the fastest truck in town, it’s got 40 pisstins and flies.
As pretty as the left cheek of a wombats arse.
That’s kangaroo Edward.
The late great Barry Sheene.
The advantage of the rain is that, if you have a quick bike, there's no advantage.
We all miss ya Baz.
“What goes thru your mind in a crash?”
“Your arse if you’re going fast enough”
Ya cant pull a gold watch out of a bucket of shit
Like slipping into a gumboot of warm sago
"This thing shakes like a Chihuahua in heat..."