Funny quotes you find in motorcycle threads :-)

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Big Willy, Jun 29, 2018.

  1. Giddy Goanna

    Giddy Goanna Fat tanks 'n skinny women

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    Put lipstick on a pig, it's still gonna be a pig!
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  2. MultiDV8

    MultiDV8 Adventurer

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    A head like a kicked in shit tin.

    A face like a half chewed Dim Sim

    He gets more roots than a Moreton Bay Fig Tree

    Her twat looked like a bulldog eating porridge
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  3. crash n bern

    crash n bern Long timer

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    Only 950SE owners will see the dry humour in this.

    When someone commented on my lack of riding ability by the amount of corners I overshot on my 950 Super enduro.

    "Nah mate, they all do that".
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  4. Clancy

    Clancy Long timer

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    They called him "Christmas tree"

    No roots and the balls were for decoration only.
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  5. Woody2627

    Woody2627 Grey Wobbler

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    They call him "Pothole", everyone avoids him.
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  6. GTinAus

    GTinAus nutsplitter

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    for those who ride a KTM, and not a BMW..."You cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's (pigs) ear".
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  7. Paul124ac

    Paul124ac Long timer

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    I’ve heard lots of people call @AUSSIEADV that, always wondered why.

    Just kidding Big Al ;). Actually the “Hole” bit was preceded by another word....
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  8. Reefdog

    Reefdog Long timer

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    got a head like a smashed crab
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  9. Reefdog

    Reefdog Long timer

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    got a face like a dropped pie
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  10. Reefdog

    Reefdog Long timer

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    I've put bridles on better heads than that.

    ( a mate and I ( 2 aussie bush boys) were on the 10th floor of the intercontinental hotel on Dubai creek Dubai a few years ago and we were fairly 3 parts cut, anyway my mate took a shine to the bar singer
    to me she looked like she had a head like those mongrel inbreed brumby mares you see on the stations in the gulf of Carpentaria ,very very long and all teeth)
    My mate pissed himself laughing so much,,
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  11. gavo

    gavo Slacker

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    Got a head like a hudcap and thinks he's a big wheel
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  12. jtb

    jtb Long timer

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    You have to be a certain vintage to know what a shit carter did!

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  13. Paul124ac

    Paul124ac Long timer

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    The shitcarter has the fastest truck in town, it’s got 40 pisstins and flies.
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  14. AUSSIEADV

    AUSSIEADV Long timer

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    As pretty as the left cheek of a wombats arse.
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  15. AUSSIEADV

    AUSSIEADV Long timer

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    That’s kangaroo Edward.
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  16. Dukehunt

    Dukehunt Lost in Translation Nev 2.0 Super Moderator

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    The late great Barry Sheene.
    The advantage of the rain is that, if you have a quick bike, there's no advantage.
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  17. Paul124ac

    Paul124ac Long timer

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    We all miss ya Baz.

    “What goes thru your mind in a crash?”

    “Your arse if you’re going fast enough”
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  18. Gazman

    Gazman Zen equals camping

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    Ya cant pull a gold watch out of a bucket of shit

    Like slipping into a gumboot of warm sago
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  19. Tenerrod

    Tenerrod Make it shiny

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    Butter Face?
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  20. Dirt Bag

    Dirt Bag Jesus Hates A Pussy

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    "This thing shakes like a Chihuahua in heat..."
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