Funny quotes you find in motorcycle threads :-)

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Big Willy, Jun 29, 2018.

  1. troy safari carpente

    troy safari carpente #501 Team f5oolery

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    :nod welcome to the random ocker risque one-liner thread... :wink:
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  2. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    "and the buffeting sounded like two blokes going to town on my helmet with hammers"
  3. Rockman

    Rockman Been here awhile

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    drier than a dead dingo's donger
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  4. bigborett

    bigborett Hipster

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    Useless as tits on a bull.
    Wouldn't pull the skin of a rice pudding.
    I think this one was already done, but. As ugly as a hat full of arseholes.
    Like a rat up a drainpipe.
    We're not here to F!@# spiders.
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  5. bigborett

    bigborett Hipster

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    Mouth feels like the bottom of a cocky's cage.
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  6. buckscreek

    buckscreek AUTODIDACTIC

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    I hate to sound like a Lilly livered underpants wearing hipster but it would make my night

    quote from @philth in the SA24hour thread
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  7. guzzimike

    guzzimike Long timer

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    Face like the north end of a southbound camel.
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  8. darren70

    darren70 I don't own a KTM

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    flog it like a red headed stepson
    head like a boarding house pudding
    face like a half chewed minty
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  9. OldDog

    OldDog non impediti ratione cogitationis

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    You just reminded me of the Parisi brothers (of Parisi Motorcycles of Cobar fame) favourite quote......ride it like you stole it!
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  10. Terrabones

    Terrabones Flat Strap

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    Wouldn't pull a greasy straw out of a elephants arse

    My dads fav
    Wouldn't know if he was punched , bored or eaten out by white ants
    (punched as in a leather punch) (bored as in drilled a hole)

    Soft as a custard sandwich
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  11. Gasman_ADV

    Gasman_ADV Been here awhile

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    Back in my early 20's with a couple mates and one's dad

    Talikng about one mates girlfriend

    Other mate who's dad was with us pipes up..hell I'll pull such and such mate off her and jump right in ..... this is in front of his dad..

    Dad waits then says " na ...Iam the same with cricket.....I don't like batting on a sticky wicket" :)


    One of those memories you never forget lol
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  12. Simosez

    Simosez go ride your bike.

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    "And if we had some bacon, we could have bacon and eggs, if we had some eggs."
  13. DeLewis

    DeLewis Been here awhile

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    Dad describing a futile activity: “like skimming the froth of piss”
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  14. gsd4me

    gsd4me 90% bluff

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    I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch out of a rag doll.
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  15. Not the Messiah

    Not the Messiah Old enough to know better, but slow learnin'

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    As ugly as a hat full of arseholes is ugly enough, but if it's really really bad then I guess it's "as ugly as a hatful of monkeys arseholes, going fishing on Sunday morning".:(::(:
  16. numbat

    numbat Been here awhile

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    Or, ‘I could chew the crutch out of a low flying nun’.
  17. Russ

    Russ Long timer

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    And many wonder where our female members went.
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  18. bigborett

    bigborett Hipster

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    We had one?
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  19. darren70

    darren70 I don't own a KTM

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    she was hunted too extinction
  20. Russ

    Russ Long timer

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    We had many.