Funny quotes you find in motorcycle threads :-)

Discussion in 'Australia' started by Big Willy, Jun 29, 2018.

  1. bigborett

    bigborett Hipster

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    So low he could walk under a duck.
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    baloneyskin daddy bikaholic

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  3. Eric66

    Eric66 Been here awhile

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  4. Uncle Crumpet

    Uncle Crumpet Been here awhile

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    and yet you liked " Her twat looked like a Bulldog eating Porridge." Post 82?
  5. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    I'll unlike it now.
    There's probably a few I've put likes to that I shouldn't have
  6. Big Willy

    Big Willy Gen. Italia

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    And mate, I did laugh and said an "Uncle Crumpet" when I read your questionable post as it is the humour that I've been brought up with too. You and my brother would get on like a house on fire. I have to hide my head when we go out to dinner
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    richo360 Long timer

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    My last gf said to me... " I've been traded in on a motorbike?"
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    She didn't see the humor in it apparently.
    True story.
  8. Squily

    Squily Squily

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    My uncle said about his GPZ750turbo (back in the late 80's)

    She's the perfect woman. She never says no, always goes harder than I can. Always willing, never tires, never have a headache, never complains. Only problem: she's like that for anyone who rides her...
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    tHEtREV Encouragement award recipient. tEAM iDIOT.

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    I thought they called him "pothole" because he was always in the road...
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    Gazman Zen equals camping

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    Gone through me quicker than shit off a shovel

    Pretty crap saying. Have been googling aussie slang relating to poo

    Amazing the research done on bowel movements
  11. Gazman

    Gazman Zen equals camping

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    Mouse I'm only smelly

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    And don't we know a few of them... this little gem comes out of the boat thread over in inmates when someone asked why you'd name a boat "sparkle pony".

    Love it.
  13. OldDog

    OldDog non impediti ratione cogitationis

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    billyt53 Phast Phossil

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    hoorang Rather be riding than working

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    once again... an excerpt from a Danish Tenere club - rider training day...

    (I think I may have used the pricise term "jammed a flashlight in his arse" - so they understood the gist of it).
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  19. chicky

    chicky BMW Rider

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    Lucas the Prince of Darkness..
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    hunter_greyghost XS650 Allroads Traveller

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    If you work in aged care or disabilities - you develop a shit sense of humous - I mean who came up with the 'Bristol Scale'
    Cheers
    Baza