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Discussion in 'Australia' started by Big Willy, Jun 29, 2018.
So low he could walk under a duck.
How much cheese could a butthole squeeze if a butthole could squeeze cheese?
"Drunker then 7 Dean Martin's"
and yet you liked " Her twat looked like a Bulldog eating Porridge." Post 82?
I'll unlike it now.
There's probably a few I've put likes to that I shouldn't have
And mate, I did laugh and said an "Uncle Crumpet" when I read your questionable post as it is the humour that I've been brought up with too. You and my brother would get on like a house on fire. I have to hide my head when we go out to dinner
My last gf said to me... " I've been traded in on a motorbike?"
" Its a fair swap, it's a quality bike " I replied.
She didn't see the humor in it apparently.
My uncle said about his GPZ750turbo (back in the late 80's)
She's the perfect woman. She never says no, always goes harder than I can. Always willing, never tires, never have a headache, never complains. Only problem: she's like that for anyone who rides her...
I thought they called him "pothole" because he was always in the road...
Had a 4xxxx at the breakfast creek hotel this arvo
Gone through me quicker than shit off a shovel
Pretty crap saying. Have been googling aussie slang relating to poo
Amazing the research done on bowel movements
And don't we know a few of them... this little gem comes out of the boat thread over in inmates when someone asked why you'd name a boat "sparkle pony".
Can't believe i forgot these favourites
"Harder to pick than a broken nose"
"In more trouble than Flash Gordon"
"Has more tricks up his sleeve than Mandrake"
"Had more starts than Phar Lap"
"Had more hits than Elvis"
"I had butterflies in my stomach the size of fruit bats"
So fast, it makes telegraph poles look like a picket fence.
"we had to line him up against a fence post to check he was moving"
Gotta stand twice in the same place to make a shadow
So thin you wouldn't take her to darts, they'd stuff her arse with feathers and throw her at the wall
Could'nt ride out of sight at night, if you tied a torch to his balls...
once again... an excerpt from a Danish Tenere club - rider training day...
(I think I may have used the pricise term "jammed a flashlight in his arse" - so they understood the gist of it).
Lucas the Prince of Darkness..
If you work in aged care or disabilities - you develop a shit sense of humous - I mean who came up with the 'Bristol Scale'