Do they just pick the biggest douche with the loudest bikes and put them in the front and the back? Riding today there is a string of about 30 HDs all with loud pipes rumbling along a four lane highway with center turn lane. There are three guys with bright suits on that say "road captain" on the bike -- one at front, one in the middle and one in the back. THis whole string is in the left (passing) lane and doing 5 MPH under the speed limit then randomly speeding up to 5-10 over then slowing down again. These fucking IDIOT "road captains" keep cutting people off and speeding up and slowing down just to prevent any other bike or cage from interrupting their stupid formation. Meanwhile there is a string of cars building up to the right and behind of this ridiculous HarleyTard Parade with me at the back so I get to watch the idiocy unfold. Douche captain in the middle pulls into the center turn lane as does douche captain in the back. Guy in the middle slows down while guy in the back speeds up so they can swap places (all in the middle turn lane at 50 MPH mind you) I'm right at the back in the right lane behind a confused guy in a Corolla who wants to pass but doesn't want to do it on the right even though it's only god damn place to do it. Eventually I worked my way past all these morons because the Corolla in front of me decided to gun it past all the idiots in the right lane and I followed suit. It still took us three miles or so to pass all of them. (corollas apparently don't "gun" very well.) HD riders want to stop being ridiculed and made fun and bashed, etc..well stop participating in BULLSHIT rides that only serve to piss off EVERYONE around you. "Road Captain" my ass. More like self infatuated, pompous pirate wannabe douchecaptain. Why is it so hard for these guys to just move into the right lane and people by so there is no problem?!