This is a report of a trip I had wanted to do for a while in the North East of Namibia. Most of it is factual and some of it is based on the memories we had left after surviving the African heat in November. No Elephants, lions, or buffalo was hurt during the trip, only one unfortunate cow was struck by one of Mattinhof's finest. Both the orange beast and the cow survived the rider needed some mental support and pain killers. It is believed he still flinches to the left every time he walks past the Beef isle in a supermarket. The brand bashing undertone is for good fun and not aimed at being maliciousness. 8 Days 5600km 1200km by car about 30 puctures 6 bikes sometimes 5 2 x Toyota Hilux bakkies sometimes 1. a mountain of ice water and cold beers. An most important a huge load fun, humor and laughs to last a lifetime.