If you want dirt, YOU GOT IT!!!!

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Epic Rides' started by Joe Motocross, Sep 23, 2021.

  1. Joe Motocross

    Joe Motocross Adjustafork.com - CEO

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    Get ready MFr’s, it’s ON! Half the intelligence and twice the nonsense of most ride reports but with WAY more dirt! 11 days or more on the Desert Sleds, sleeping in the dirt, drinking whiskey and eating steak. You cubicle dwellers know you need this shit. Don’t deny it. Embrace it then pour some Crow in your coffee and tell the boss GFY!!! TIME TO ROOST!
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  2. Thomas B.

    Thomas B. desert racer

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    Bring it on!!!
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  3. pigjockey

    pigjockey Hognuts the T-bagger

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    I’m subbed, I like this guys thinking. :photog
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  4. borderlinebob

    borderlinebob Been here awhile

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    Ready !!!

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  5. svtride

    svtride Been here awhile Supporter

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    I'm in
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  6. BornAgain

    BornAgain Been here awhile

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    JM has returned :happay
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  7. ColumboNH

    ColumboNH Been here awhile

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    Send it!!!
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  8. Joe Motocross

    Joe Motocross Adjustafork.com - CEO

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    Yep, the Presiding High Council is out doing what we do. Minimalism. ADV-Fundamentalists. For an explanation, I point the reader to THIS report.

    This trip starts with me leaving my place and Drey Dog leaving his. Meet somewhere.
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  9. third eye

    third eye back road loon Supporter

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    Joe Motocross
    Fuck Yeah
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  10. RedDogAlberta

    RedDogAlberta High Plains Drifter

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    Less = More!

    Bring it!
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  11. svo_jon

    svo_jon Been here awhile

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    I think Joe has been in Oregon working on a new business venture...


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    Jonathan
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  12. kelbor

    kelbor Adventurer

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    Can I get this map in color?
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  13. Joe Motocross

    Joe Motocross Adjustafork.com - CEO

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    Below is a map of the route. Don’t worry if you can’t make out all the details. I’ll be posting a GPS file for those who want to do this without actually doing any route-finding or exploring.
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  14. XTWalt

    XTWalt Been here awhile

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    The boss has been so notified, bring on the ADV-F.

    I was recently blaming the "supply chain" for the back order on Voile Straps. I should have know that the Quorum of Apostles was convening and had cleaned the shelves, again.
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  15. GR8ADV

    GR8ADV Safety Second!

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    I am the boss and I have blocked this thread from all employees but myself.

    bring it
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  16. pigjockey

    pigjockey Hognuts the T-bagger

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    :lurk
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  17. tag3

    tag3 Doofus

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    Yay
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  18. ilten

    ilten Adventurer

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    20210908_091500.jpg We're waiting......
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  19. Scribe

    Scribe £Bob£

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    Sitting in my camp chair anxiously awaiting the gpx files …
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  20. Hooch Alumni

    Hooch Alumni Adventurer

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    I think you're more likely to get an Avalanche report :y0!
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