I had to unexpectedly demo the top 6ft or so of my chimney on Saturday. Hauled ass to the local lumber yard in my 07 stroker to pick up some 2x4's to screw to the roof of my house so I didn't kill myself in the process. The dude that does the loading slid a half dozen 8ft 2x4's into the box, lifted the tail gate a few inches, but didn't slam it home. After a few seconds, he convinced himself it was cool and slammed it shut. He turned to me and said, "You just don't see 8 ft boxes anymore". Dude sounded like he was talking about a long gone girlfriend. It was a high point in a rather shitty weekend.