My Bike Hates Me

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Epic Rides' started by Wes Weber, Jul 27, 2004.

  1. Wes Weber

    Wes Weber Been here awhile

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    Yeah, yeah, so I finally got around to posting this. Leave me alone or I'll send my bike over to beat you with it's stick.

    Sometimes my bike loves me. Sometimes my bike hates me. This weekend it hated me. Here's why.

    Reason Number 1:

    It all started on the trip out to OSCAR. Wayne and I were comfortably cruising through South Park (near Fairplay, CO) on some back roads when we came upon "the sludge". The sludge was about 70 feet deep of quicksand. As we surveyed possible crossings, I looked back to see gas pouring out of every the oriface of the Rally Twin. Oh, crap, this can't be good. And a storm was brewin' and heading right toward us.

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    I figured it must be a little chunk of something in the float valve. So off came the seat, tank, and carbs for a little rebuild in the middle of no where.

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    Here's Wayne checking float valve operation before reassembly.

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    The gas pouring into the airbox (shown below) did a great job of un-oiling my air filter, so I had to stop in Salida to get some new air filter oil. This would prove to be a good thing, read on.

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    The first time I hit the starter it hydraulic locked because there was a bunch of gas in the cylinders. So after cracking the spark plugs loose and pumping all the gas out, I finally got it started!

    Woo Hoo!

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    Reason Number 2:

    So off we were again, and after a little delay on Marshall Pass (see Wayne's report), we hammered our way into Lake City and up Engineer Pass. At the top of Engineer my bike was smoking and clattering because apparently my radiator cap failed and I lost ALL my coolant. We took a break and packed snow all over the engine to cool it and added water to the radiator for the trip into Ouray.

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    Reason Number 3:

    Just as we hit the pavement at the bottom of Engineer, I thought 'Whew, we're done, now just sit back and enjoy the .... holy crap where is the back end going!! Uh oh.. keep it in my lane... whew...' A quick look back at the rear tire, and then, 'AW CRAP YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME YOU @$#@?! BIKE! FLAT TIRE!'

    Hungry, tired, dirty, I was in no mood to do anything about it now. So I wobbled towards the KOA.

    On the way in Wayne and I stopped on the side of the road for a breather, just after I nearly rolled the tire. A really, really nice guy (not part of the ADVRider group) driving a landcriuser with a bike loaded on the back carrier. He offered to load my bike on his carrier and let me ride HIS BIKE to where I was going, and he'd haul mine. Wow, there are some awesome people in this world. As the KOA was only about 1 mile up, I delcined the offer and wobbbled on into camp.

    As it turns out, I picked up an Allen Wrench! Crimony. At least its metric.

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    Wayne graciously ran into Ridgeway and russled up a new tube (at 7:30PM!) and returned with my favorite beer - Pilsner Urquell. That was enough to wash away any frustration of the day.

    Reason Number 4:

    Saturday started with a clang. The clang of Waynes Rally Twin smashing mine into the ground and breaking my kickstand clean off! Oh well. That thing was a piece of crap anyway. Good riddance I say!

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    I nice stick replaced the POS kickstand. It worked really well. I'd just throw my woody in the saddlepack so I could always prop the bike on it. I had the biggest woody of anyone there. Photo by Ricky (Thanks!)

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    With some excellent help from Neduro and Kevin, I got my flat tire changed in record time. Neduro offered long tire irons and a stand (for my now kickstandless bike), and Kevin offered an electric air pump. Thanks guys! Neduro also gave me some coolant to replace the stuff I left somewhere near Lake City.

    Reason Number 5:
    Saturday and Sunday's ride once again resulted in a total loss of coolant. I was trying to keep an eye on it, but, seeing that I hadn't actually fixed anything, my coolant continued to disappear. And so did my oil. Now my oil was a smelly, foamy green sludge that smelled worse than KatieM's butt on a bad day.

    It appears that my head gasket, water pump seal, or some other internal engine component had given me the ADVRider salute. But I am impressed that the EX motor kept running strong! It's an EXCELLENT motor. Anyone out there willing to run their KTM 950 without coolant? I didn't think so...

    Some say the lack of coolant had something to do with climing Poughskeepie gulch and ascending Imogene at 40 MPH. I think it's just because my bike hates me. If it loved me it'd find a way to keep that coolant in there. Stupid ungrateful bike.

    Reason Number 6:
    On the way back home, I noticed a little wobble on the way into Gunnison. After we had a nice lunch with KatieM and some people that say she belongs to them (yeah, like they could have a kid THAT good!), I wiggled both wheels and the front bearings seemed a little loose. The back was fine.

    As we wandered up towards Cottonwood Pass I noticed the wobbling was intermittently getting worse, so I kept looking at the front wheel to check it. I'd make it home. Then it got REALLY bad REALLY quick. But it was difinitely the BACK wheel - I thought, 'Not ANOTHER frickin flat tire!!' I pulled over. Tire was fine. I spun the wheel. Oh CRAP!

    The wheel moved sideways about 1.5 inches. Plus, when I spun it, it was eccentric. It would stretch my chain about 1/2 inch, then almost fall off the sprocket. Bad, bad news. Here's the bearing after we pulled it out.

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    Now some others say this could have been caused by the 10,274 water crossings I did during the photo shoot with Baldy. Some also say that this could have been aggrivated when Arethustra and I decended Imogene at 47 MPH. I still say its just because my bike hates me. But my wife loves me. So I got out the Sat phone and called Janet, and had her start heading towards Buena Vista (about 2 hours from our home in Golden). I had 30 miles to go in 2 hours. How we gonna fix this thing?

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    Some brain storming of the three of us led to the solution. I jokingly wished I had a piece of Delrin and my lathe to make a spacer in place of the bearing. Wayne suggesed some plastic on the bike, maybe zip-ties. JuanG had:

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    Yes, the famous OSCAR cup! It was perfect. Hard plastic, not too brittle, seemed to resist galling. Excellent, AFekete! Thanks for saving my butt! Did you have a bearing replacement in mind when you picked out the mugs! I thought so, nice job!

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    Wayne fabbed a split-ring spacer from the cup, and I fabbed another from my hand guard. After oiling this with my air filter oil from Failure Number 1, we had a low friction surface that should hold up well. I was able to ride 30mph for 30 miles on this. It probably could have gone longer and faster, but obviously I didn't want to push it. JuanG was gracious enough to follow behind with his hazard lights on to help keep everthing safe. Thanks, Juan.

    A big thanks to all who helped me out through the weekend. It was awesome.
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  2. ME Advbiker

    ME Advbiker Guest

    Excellent ride report and WAAAY COOL McGuyver solution using the cup! Glad to see you made it back safely...
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  3. Wayne Weber

    Wayne Weber why are we stopping?

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    HELLO!!! Earth to Wes, remember failure number 6.5? no starty? Please elaborate for us.:ear
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  4. Drif10

    Drif10 Accredited Jackass

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    Well, the breakdowns sucked.

    But the story you have for replacing the bearing is priceless. We'll be telling that one for years.

    I knew a guy once who made a bearing out of plastic on the trail...








    :lol3

    Home safe, and you had some fun along the way. Well done.
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  5. Quigley

    Quigley Seldom Dropped Adventurer

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    Hey Wes!
    What a fantastic ride report! Necessity is certainly the mother of invention here! You and your over sized brother rock big time! Glad you made it home o.k. :nod
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  6. 12bridn

    12bridn I need throttle therapy

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    Ingenious. I woulda cracked open a cold one and waited for a truck. If I had a cold one. Or a truck.
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  7. Stinez

    Stinez Rhymes with Heinz :D

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    No slack! No slack at all! :lol3

    I bet that rear tire didn't have much meat on it by the time you two got home. :wink:

    :D
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  8. motozilla

    motozilla Long timer

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    Holy Crap! You guys are hense forth known as "Wes & Wayne the McGuyver Ralley Twins."

    I've said it before, I'll say it again....Great meeting you all. :thumb
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  9. Wayne Weber

    Wayne Weber why are we stopping?

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    Uh, Wes. :wave Sorry to hassle you a-GAIN but:hide ....Failure 1.5? :D Gurgling to a stop in the middle of BFE? :dunno Making me go thru the death mud three times? Once you get this post straightened out, I may even compliment you on your excellent deciphering of odd problems.


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  10. Bart

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    Brotherly Love, The best Kind!

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  11. Vance

    Vance On my meds...

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    Now that was a beaut! I bet you can still get a can and a half of beer in the cup with all of that precision knife work too. [​IMG]
    Great report.
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  12. FredM

    FredM Ding Ding

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    You are not lucky, are you?

    Would recommend a new bike, that´s the way I mostly handle these things.
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  13. choirboy

    choirboy Yankee Racers - Founder

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    WOW!



    Somebody gonna send you a replacement cup? :ear
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  14. neduro

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    Wes-

    Don't worry- the bike will love you again soon, after you spend some quality time cleaning it, buy it some new rings and seals and so on, feed it a bunch of grease and chain lube...

    fickle bitches, aren't they, these motorcycles?

    Ned (uro)

    PS: BTW, that is exactly the way that my wheel bearing failed after V-R. I'm used to getting a few hundred miles of sloppy use out of them after they start to go... weird that they are failing catastrophically.
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  15. ErrinV

    ErrinV D Boon!

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    That was an awesome report. If that would have happened to me, I'd still be there! Great skills guys. Wish I could have made it there to meet everybody.

    Errin
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  16. AFekete

    AFekete Long timer

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    Awesome job!!!

    I knew those mugs would be good for something besides holding fluids. My kids use them as bathtub toys, my wife uses them to water the inside plants, I use them for nut and bolts holders, and now a temporary wheel bearing!?

    Good thing I didn't order the titanium mugs :rofl

    later,
    A
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  17. AnnieGS

    AnnieGS Namasté, bitches!

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    ...is that an EX500 engine powering that Weber twin? The carb floats look awfully familiar...
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  19. AnnieGS

    AnnieGS Namasté, bitches!

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    Going Mormon? You're willingly giving up caffeine and alcohol and taking on another set of in-laws?
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  20. TexasMule

    TexasMule Float away ya fairy... Supporter

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    Ignore him Annie, he's been in the desert too long.

    Besides, Drifter, she's already spoken for...stand in line :rofl

    (still working out the details with Mulewife)
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