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Nachtflugs US Tour 2003.

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Epic Rides' started by nachtflug, Aug 4, 2003.

  1. Jean-Luc

    Jean-Luc Throttle committed

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    Don't dare doing that :fishie YFFF. Split the hijackers if you want but this report belongs here :heh:
  2. AceRph

    AceRph Affluenza Free!

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    What's up? Poker night? Knock that crap off 'flug. Where's the part about meeting dizave's sister?



    Well...




    Where is it??



    Ralph
  3. MrsKbasa

    MrsKbasa Welcome to PleasureWorld

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    More baby more....

    I know you've got the stuff. Give it to us!:evil :ear :rabia

    We know you can do it.:drums

    Fishie, give 'em hell

    WE WANT 'FLUG
    WE WANT 'FLUG
    WE WANT 'FLUG
  4. zero-zero

    zero-zero Horny Horned One

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    Not yet my man, not yet. ETA Xmas day, 2003. Just had an ecography done and looks like right middle finger is itching for some saluting already.
  5. GSGIRL

    GSGIRL Neither here nor there

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    Just finished reading the last several pages. You are the man 'Flug. You go with your bad self! Keep it coming!:clap
  6. Ricardo Kuhn

    Ricardo Kuhn a.k.a. Mr Rico Suave

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    the super long "flug" jorney,,but he is max out...

    oh well is time to go and play somewere else,man this stuff is FAST:ricky
  7. GSGIRL

    GSGIRL Neither here nor there

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    Where the fuck is Flug? The one nite I have time to sit around on this board and get my Flug fix, the bastard is no where to be found! WTF???:splat
  8. nachtflug

    nachtflug I'm not going to talk about that.

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    gsgirl,

    flug is here, but flugs smugmug account has exceeded its limit, and as I was a Beta Tester, it won't let me update it. I've PM'd Baldy to free up the account. Its the least he can do, Smugmug was MY idea anyway, he swiped it.

    I spent the night at a hot rod thing hanging out with motorheads. As soon as I can get my mug straightened out I shall continue fair maiden. Heres a temporary fix for you.

    nachtflug,

    life president,

    advrider new england/california/mexico chapter

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  9. GSGIRL

    GSGIRL Neither here nor there

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    Thank god you are here. I had the sudden sense of abadonment! I managed to get CroMag off me for the nite so I can get my Flug fix!

    And BTW: FYYFF Northeast/New England chapter members who wimped out on our proposed Weds ride today. Because I did not have the excuse of riding on my day off, I had to stay home and clean my freaking house! :splat
  10. nachtflug

    nachtflug I'm not going to talk about that.

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    its kind of like when the crowds wanted pilate to crucify jesus.

    I heard Jesus Christ Superstar was based on a true story?

    fear not GSGirl, your Nachtlug is here.

    cue up Brand New Day to assimilate my nachtmosphere.

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  11. nachtflug

    nachtflug I'm not going to talk about that.

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    After the rain has fallen
    After the tears have washed your eyes
    You find that flugs taken nothing, that
    Love can't replace in the blink of an eye

    Flug was as gentle as the night wind
    As no lover had been before
    And Cromags rings she wore for her bride groom
    Slipped from her fingers and fell to the floor

    Take me with you, flug take me with you
    Before my lonely life is set
    I've been promised to Cromag
    To a man I've never even financed

    After the rain has fallen
    After the tears have washed your eyes
    You'll find that flugs taken nothing, that
    Love can't replace in the blink of an eye
    After the thunder's spoken, and
    After the axle bolt's been hurled
    After the dream is broken, there’ll
    Still be love in the world

    GSGirl said take me to another life
    Take me for a flugs wife
    Take me where the wind blows
    Take me where the red seats are
    Take me to the danger
    Take me to the life of crime
    Take me to the stars
    Take me to the moon while we still have time

    After the rain has fallen
    After the tears have washed your eyes
    You'll find that flugs taken nothing, that
    Love can't replace in the blink of an eye

    After the thunder's spoken, and
    After the axle bolt's been hurled
    After the dream is broken, there’ll
    Still be love in the world
    Still be love in the world
  12. nachtflug

    nachtflug I'm not going to talk about that.

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    I got a song for you too Razorbak..
  13. GSGIRL

    GSGIRL Neither here nor there

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    I am moved! Fucking brilliant you are!
  14. fish

    fish Banned

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    fuck you flug. i already told you that you are not involved in the california chapter.

    I am the Emperor of the Norcal Advriders. If you ask nicely, you can be the court jester.

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  15. Gillmartin

    Gillmartin Desultory Dilettante Supporter

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    This is getting weird, GSGIRL is now channelling Yoda...
  16. booger

    booger Adventurer

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    in advrider history.

    i just wanted to be a part of history.

    fyyff.
  17. Donald Duck

    Donald Duck QYYQQuacks !

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    Outstanding report Flug...aaaand...what?
    C'mon partner, sorry, my presidente...:evil
    we are dying to read the rest...:jive
    ...
    BTW are those hot-rods from the Bear Mnt?...I'm planning to ride there next week...see ya
  18. nachtflug

    nachtflug I'm not going to talk about that.

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    sure booger just jump right onboard you escapee from a dead concert. get a goddam haircut would you? and fish, wtf with posting pics of dolls, I found out you were a softie but gees your pushing it. razorbak, quit posting that bullshit on my ride report or I'll tell a moderator.

    and to answer your question, sorry, yes, on I70 I took the tunnel thru Loveland pass, wasn't aware of any alternatives, and as you can haul ass all the way up that hill I wasn't reading the exit signs very closely as I wasn't exiting.

    shoulda stopped for some pics on that hill, and at the tunnel, as theirs a big HWY DEPT. building I coulda pulled into for some pics. OK, I now know I must finish this, even though doing it will be painful cos then its really over, but I've vowed to finish it so I'm going to, no matter how many pics GSGirl sends me of her ass labeled with "ride report got you down" scrawled in duct tape.

    and they say I'm wierd?

    nice buns though GSGirl.

    yes Bighorn, Bear Mt., 925 cars last night.

    the show must go on. Saturday will be the grand finale, tonites thursday, and moving right along..no more hijacking please..
  19. nachtflug

    nachtflug I'm not going to talk about that.

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    Well, I wish I had more great stuff to tell but most of its back behind me. Lets see, when last we left our hero, he had left Iowa 80 after a dinner that couldn’t be beat, and had crossed into Illinois, and grabbed a hotel room about 40 miles into the state on a very warm bug filled July night. I got into the room and began my channel surfing ritual and there right on the TV was a naked girl performing oral sex on some guy, with nothing left for the imagination. Gee, I should get out more I thought. It ended up being HBO Real Sex, and the guy was actually a sex doll, made by the same company that makes the female sex doll that Howard Stern has in his studio, or used to? The female was about $5K and I guess there was a demand for a male, so they made one. If you’ve never seen one of these things, they are quite realistic, and they had these 3 girls “road testing” the male doll for HBO and they were all getting off on it and if you were stupid enough to think that the girls weren’t just grabbing their 15 minutes of fame then I guess it was a good documentary. Whatever. Having sex on the mind, I then decided since I was in his hood, that I would give Razorbak a ring on his cell. Razorbak and Maxmoto were both nice enough to email me their cell ph#’s with open invitations to drop by and spend the night, drink beer, makeout etc, and I decided to give Razor a call as hes cuter.. Now if you never heard Razorbaks ominous message on his cell voice mail, you might be, like I was, a little intimidated. He just says his name, but it’s the way he says it, he draws it out a little and he has a deep voice, I thought I was in trouble or something it was so stern and threatening. So I just hung up. Razorbak, if your reading this, sorry I didn’t get to see you, but I knew the next day, Friday, would have me passing by Chicago area sometime around 8-9 am and I figured with such short notice we’d probably never be able to hook up. Plus you scared the hell out of me it and I was still watching some naked broad hump a life size sex doll with a schlong that would make even mine look small and the other 2 girls were rolling around on the bed pretending to be really into it and it was distracting as hell so I didn’t leave a message as I had just dropped a big cigar ash on my lap, which was clothed so save the comments.

    Anyway, thanks Max and Razorbak for offering your phone numbers and hospitality, it was nice to know that I had help if needed 800 miles from home, and now looking back I should have taken you guys up on it. But when your on the road everything else is secondary, I had a purpose, and the purpose was to whip I80 into submission, and maybe that brunette on Real Sex for good measure.

    The forecast called for scattered showers on Friday near Chicago and across PA which was just where I was heading so I knew I’d probably deal with some rain, but like I said, rain in July ain’t all that bad. So ended my Thursday in a hotel in Illinois, within striking viking distance of NY.
  20. nachtflug

    nachtflug I'm not going to talk about that.

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    Eastenders is a British sitcom or daytime soap I believe.

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