On Valentine's day....

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  1. richo360

    richo360 Long timer

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    Reasons why bikes are better than women....

    They don't expect flowers, chocolates or dinner.
    They don't hog the bed
    They don't argue
    They don't take the remote
    They don't ask for much ( mostly)
    A bit of maintenance goes a long way
    They don't mind If you ride other bikes
    Stick em in the shed when you're done
    Update to a newer sexier model whenever you feel like it
    If they come with baggage that's actually a bonus
    Mates look at an old one and actually think they're a good thing

    Tell me I'm wrong... lol
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  2. fayeslane

    fayeslane Rankest of amateurs

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    Heard on the ABC radio today -

    "Last year I took my wife to Tassie for Valentines Day"





    "This year I'm going to pick her up".
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  3. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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  4. Rus

    Rus Been here awhile

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  5. mcguyver

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  6. richo360

    richo360 Long timer

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  7. nevgriff64

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  8. troy safari carpente

    troy safari carpente Team f5oolery

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    :raabia Valentine's Day at Nev's joint... :deal

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    "Oh, Nevvy dear... will you please come in out of that shed...
    so we can discuss where we're having dinner tonight for Valentine's day...?" :icy


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    "Huh... :dunno wha...? :scratch aah... yes... oh, sure 'luv... :fpalm (long pause)
    .... ummmm ... but I just gotta' take the Beemer for a quick test spin' up the corner first tho'... okay...? :augie


    " yes... okay dear..." :icy






    Three days later... :deal

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  10. Andrew2

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    When's Valentines day:dunno
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  11. Not the Messiah

    Not the Messiah Old enough to know better, but slow learnin'

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    Lifted from a mates BookFace thing:
    For Xxxxx Xxxx
    "Love is that overwhelming feeling that someone is as important as your motorcycle!!"
    Happy Valentine's Day XXX XXX


    He's a brave boy but it seems to be working for him...

    Cheers
    Brian
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  12. Not the Messiah

    Not the Messiah Old enough to know better, but slow learnin'

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  13. troy safari carpente

    troy safari carpente Team f5oolery

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    Here's a hint A2; :deal

    ... is your better half walking around all grouchy at the moment and has been scowling at you all day...? :evil





    [EDIT] Better scratch that hint of mine A2... I just got a spate of stern PM's from several ozsylum inmates, saying that it must be Valentine's fuckin' Day every day of the year at their joint then... :imaposer]
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  14. Andrew2

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    Put it this way, I just said happy Valentine’s Day to the missus and she told me it was yesterday:shog
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  15. Andrew2

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    Fella at work spent $150 on 12 roses. I told him that’s almost 3 cases of beer....he was thinking of getting his money back.
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    Well no ...


    She bakes

    I eat ....


    Then she has a go at me for eating so much pie ....
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    BOOTLACE Bikie Scum. Supporter

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