OSO LOCO!! KTM 990s attack Colorado, Utah, and the best of the TAT

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Epic Rides' started by LittleWan, Aug 21, 2013.

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What did the Osos do after Lica's hit in Hell's Gate?

Poll closed Jan 7, 2018.
  1. Hit the 911 button on Lica's spot and waited for search and rescue

    8 vote(s)
    2.0%
  2. Called Radek's cop buddy and got a TOY 4x4 extraction

    22 vote(s)
    5.5%
  3. What's the problem? He rode out with one hand and no throttle - OSO!!!

    88 vote(s)
    22.1%
  4. With the engineering flow chart, WD-40 and duct tape - trail repair, baby!

    135 vote(s)
    33.9%
  5. Flagged down a tour jeep and put the bike in the back with some French tourists

    41 vote(s)
    10.3%
  6. This is just a ploy to buy time and still act like you're working on the report, isn't it?

    128 vote(s)
    32.2%
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  1. bigdon

    bigdon Long timer

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    Yes LittleWan That's Rambo! He heads the Security Department at the Ranch. He does have a lighter side ! :rofl

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  2. Caymen8

    Caymen8 Been here awhile

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    Absolutely awesome!!!! :clap:clap:clap:clap

    I enjoyed every minute of this ride report. Great writing, great humor, and great photos. You all look like a wonderful (wan-derful?) bunch of people. Thanks for putting so much time and effort into the report. It was certainly worth it to all of us following along!
  3. Bob

    Bob Formerly H20Pumper

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    Thanks to all the Oso's especially the LittleWan for another awesome Ride!
  4. OldTriumphRider

    OldTriumphRider Livin the Dream Supporter

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    I read all your R.R.s and never take the time to reply, but this one was special to me as our little group spent 2 weeks in the same area a couple weeks after you'al , Moab and Ouray ! Fun area ....

    We felt like Oso's on 450 KTM's only we were dubbed as the AARP Tour ...lol ,,, while at Newspaper Rock we were accused of stealing our grandkids dirt bikes ,, what a hoot... Hey I didn't have to get back home to go back to work though ! :rofl

    I love your reports , I know it takes a ton of time to write and post , but it is enjoyed by so many..

    Ride safe ,,, well that never lasts very long ,just have fun !
    If you ever come to E.Tn. you have a place to stay , Matt can even use my shop , maybe teach me something about my 990 ADV , great bikes..

    Ronnie


    You guys are the best , love to meet all the Oso's someday!
  5. MTrider16

    MTrider16 Ridin' in MT

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    I'm a little embarrassed, the report is not done. However I did have to show you the pics of the pretty new bikes.

    David
  6. j2beers

    j2beers Taxpayer

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    Somebody needs to show the rest of us what can be done. Radek and Lica did that in spades. Inspiring!
  7. JoeMongo

    JoeMongo ¿Por dónde? Supporter

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    I'm missin' my daily dose 'o osos.

    Thanks for the epic ride report Kelly!
  8. Teli Rides

    Teli Rides Adventurer

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    Between this and the Baja Wan-Thousand! You are the true moto-heros! .. I want to be like you guys when I grow up :D

    Thank you very much for the amazing report! If you happen to ride in central Mexico one of these days tell me and I'll invite you some cold ones :freaky...


    Cheers..
  9. elron

    elron Still Standing Supporter

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  10. LittleWan

    LittleWan You can do it!

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    Rambo! He's adorable. :raabia
    Thanks again for the photos - that great upsidedown pup cheered me up. :D
    Nothing like a good dog to make you smile.

    I was feeling a bit sad yesterday, it was my dear departed LD's birthday.
    It has been a while, but I still miss him like crazy.



    LD was an adventurer, he loved Baja. We spent a lot of time in the Sea of Cortez.

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    here he is on the hiking path above San Juanico. (scroll halfway down the page)

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    and he loved Death Valley, too.

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    :D





    For the dog lovers - have you seen this book? It was Matt's favorite book as a kid,
    my mom found him this copy...

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    It's a really fun book. You might be able to find it at your local public library.
    Motorcycle Mutt by Ed and Ruth Radlauer







    thank you, Caymen8!
    I'm pleased you rode along with us! :D





    Thanks, Bob!
    You know I'll be on the lookout for more fire trucks for you...




    Hi Ronnie!
    I'm really glad you enjoyed the report, and how fun that you were just there...
    Thank you so much for the generous offer, that's really kind of you!

    I know you're Orange through and through...
    Not just for KTM, but...
    GO VOLS! :clap


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    No worries, it was a fun read!
    also, that Three Forks Ranch doesn't raise anything...
    It's a fancy-pants luxury resort and spa.
    Matt and I rode past there on the CDT and i did some research for the ride report.

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    winter rates are something like $700-995 a night, per person :eek1

    website: three forks ranch






    heh, I was just teasing those guys. :evil
    Even though they are Osos, Radek and Lica are still well-mannered Canadians!
    I'm sure they were awesome!
    It's fun to watch them ride. :ricky







    Aw, thanks Jonathan. :d
    I know, I think the Osos miss it, too. :cry


    Here, I have a photo for you...

    Matt didn't want to overuse pics of himself in the Rubicon posts, so he left this one out.
    I like it, though.

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    I didn't respond to a bunch of comments during the Rubicon posts and the ending,
    I'm sorry you guys!
    We were slammed with work, and it was hard to get everything posted (and still eat and sleep).
    But, hopefully the general thank you curtsey was adequate!
    we did appreciate them just as much as all the others. :nod

    Just a couple...

    Thank you AJ990R!
    Yes! Don't let anyone else set your limits :thumb

    Of course people can say, "I can't ride _____ on a big bike"
    that's totally valid. and completely acceptable.


    We just don't want people saying, "You can't ride _____ on a big bike."
    :nono
    There's a difference.


    Well, wait - how do you know we can't?
    Maybe we're a lot stupider than you are. :lol3



    Anyway, thanks for signing in!
    Glad you enjoyed the report.




    You're welcome fletch123!
    thank you so much for your comments - your photos and observations really added to the report!
    You never told us about the workaround you and Sharpie took, but it must have been something.

    Haha, I'll tell Matt about the Fordyce Jeep trail.
    I'm sure if Radek sees that, he'll put in on our list for next time. :huh


    Thanks again - and if Sharpie is still looking for a 990, tell him to check out the bay area CL.
    2008 990 S :deal






    Thank you, Teli Rides!
    Thanks for reading. :D
    Hey, some day we might take you up on that offer! :deal
    Maybe you can pick out some nice trails for us to ride...
    Hmmm... :hmmmmm


    Would we get to meet your cute avatar? :D







    It's great to see them out there!
    Wooo! 2 up in the dirt :clap
    Glad to see it. :D :thumb





    Thanks for thinking of us,
    But, Matt and I aren't looking for riding partners - we have our Osos. :raabia
    and we still like to ride by ourselves, too.

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    :freaky


    What we need is a 2 up offroad race, though.
    Deep sand, rock gardens, and no walking...
    Now that would be fun. :evil

    :lol3
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  11. redog1

    redog1 KTM 690R

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  12. mathews42

    mathews42 Been here awhile

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    Three forks ranch is a Hunting / fly fishing destination for the "elite." Prices are insane though. I wouldn't mind doing some guiding up there :deal
  13. larryboy

    larryboy Stable genius.

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    Thanks for the report from all the OSO's!!!

    Loved the whole thing!!


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  14. davidbrundage

    davidbrundage Been here awhile

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  15. DingWeed

    DingWeed Been here awhile

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    GREAT RR Guys!!!!!!:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap
    Thanks

    Scott
  16. K_N_Fodder

    K_N_Fodder Long timer Supporter

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  17. LittleWan

    LittleWan You can do it!

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    Great to hear from you redog1, mathews42, and larryboy! :wave




    Wow!
    Well, if you go back to the link I used, you can buy a copy for 6 bucks. :deal









    Here's the "you can't ride on those big bikes" video, embedded:


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    Holy crap! :eek1
    I concur! No big bikes!

    :bow

    That's insane. What I don't understand is how he did that and only got 2nd place. :huh

    Matt says, thanks for making us feel inadequate, Justin!

    :lol3





    In other news, Ten Sleep Brewing Company is open for business!
    Congratulations, Justin!

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    Too bad we're almost 1200 miles away!
    Someone who's closer to Ten Sleep, WY - go check it out okay? :deal



    :beer

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  18. LittleWan

    LittleWan You can do it!

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    Thanks for joining us, Scott! :wave



    Hey, remember when we ran into DingWeed in Monticello?
    He was on a super secret mission.

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    Sounds like it all went through!
    Congratulations, Scott! :clap Good luck with the Ranch!



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  19. TwilightZone

    TwilightZone Long timer Supporter

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    >"Here's the "you can't ride on those big bikes" video, embedded:"

    Hmmm... KRM 990... does a 50' backflip... over a 70' gorge!
  20. K_N_Fodder

    K_N_Fodder Long timer Supporter

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    If anybody's coming to visit, better make it fast. Things are getting a bit slimy in them-thar hills...

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