Panhandle Old Guys

Discussion in 'The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan' started by ElusivePedro, Jun 9, 2011.

  1. clark-kentski

    clark-kentski PartiallyBionic

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    Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home." Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothing," said the 60 year old. "When you're 70, you can't take a crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran - you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out! ""Actually," said the eighty year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing too?", asked the sixty year old." No. .. not really. I pee every morning at 6AM. I pee like a race horse - no problem at all." "Do you have trouble taking a crap?", asked the 70 year old." No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6: 30." With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at six o'clock and take a crap every morning at six thirty. What's so tough about being eighty?" To which the eighty year old replied - "I don't wake up until ten!" :clap
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  2. kelly duke 2000

    kelly duke 2000 Retired, Gone Riding Supporter

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    I hear you Pete, I'm still healing up from last weeks ride up here in ga. A bank was sticking out on a right hander and caught my bars, went down hard. bicep , thumb again and left knee through the knee pad. :huh

    Was trying to keep up with a 35 y.o. ex motocross racer. What was I thinking?:deal
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  3. Mugwest

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    I think we oughta name Pete's subsection The Whitman Battalion, after my hero

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    "This is what you shall do; Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown or to any man or number of men, go freely with powerful uneducated persons and with the young and with the mothers of families, read these leaves in the open air every season of every year of your life, re-examine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency not only in its words but in the silent lines of its lips and face and between the lashes of your eyes and in every motion and joint of your body."

    Amen.

    And pass the dumpcake
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  4. Madhouse

    Madhouse Semi-Goodlookin! Supporter

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    :y0!

    A Democrat?

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    :lol3
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  5. Vico1

    Vico1 The Maestro

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    Sounds like a democrat to me! Some of the other stuff was ok.
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  6. Madhouse

    Madhouse Semi-Goodlookin! Supporter

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    "The Honey Badgers!"
    Cuz they mostly don't give a shit anymore.:1drink

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  7. Vico1

    Vico1 The Maestro

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    Badger is bad ass but that commentator? EWE! that's gross!!!
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  8. ElusivePedro

    ElusivePedro Layin' Low

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    Ya see - I took the test. Here's the results:


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    Registered Independent. :-)
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  9. ElusivePedro

    ElusivePedro Layin' Low

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    Ouch! Fookin A! :eek1
    Dude - ya see... We just need to cut that chit out!
    Hope you heal up there well KD.
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  10. Vico1

    Vico1 The Maestro

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    That you are a 35 y. o. morocross racer!
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  11. kelly duke 2000

    kelly duke 2000 Retired, Gone Riding Supporter

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    :rofl:rofl :evil turning 51 this year. Took the 950 on a 150 mile ride today. found a nice 10 mile fireroad:clap
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  12. Philip Kuntz

    Philip Kuntz Fleasy Rider Supporter

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    Heal up quick Kelly, sounds like you are well on your way. :D

    10mm Auto, because it might stop a Honey Badger!:lol3

    That was great Tony, we had not seen it before. :clap
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  13. Vico1

    Vico1 The Maestro

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    Well old guys its fathers day weekend. Anyone riding?

    The Ktoom is still down and dont expect it to be up before the weekend. Just cant get it up as fast as I use to.

    I would venture out on the Vstrom but its too damn hot. Even riding its like turning a hair dryer (on full heat) into your face.

    Dawn or sunset patrol may be the only answer.
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  14. Buzztail

    Buzztail Buzztopian OG Supporter

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    Check the sig :deal
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  15. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    You rang?:ear

    Oh hell yes I'm most definitely IN. I'm an Official Old-Timer, after all, certified by Vic himself. And like Pete, I'm a Registered Independent too. Strong leanings toward the libertarian end of the spectrum though.

    We need to have ourselves a POGs rally. We can mix Metamucil/Kraken martinis and release the...well never mind.:lol3

    Hey Buzz I'm diggin that sigline
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  16. Madhouse

    Madhouse Semi-Goodlookin! Supporter

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    Madhouse is IN !
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  17. Buzztail

    Buzztail Buzztopian OG Supporter

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    So, Ummmm I'm forty :eek1 do I qualify?
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  18. ElusivePedro

    ElusivePedro Layin' Low

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    I gots me some parts comin in for the DR. Hopefully before Friday. If they do get here I'll be installing them either day this weekend - still have the TA that can bring my old fat ass anywhere tho. I'm likin Blackwater at oh-butcrack thirty. Maybe even jump in to cool off and then air dry on the way back. Something not as lengthy as our last beast ride though...Maybe DRscoopster can lead the way! Anyone in for a POGs Blackwater slowburn?

    TONY!! Welcome aboard ya old bastage! Hope the KLR is humming along and you're makin' more memories up in them thar hills!
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  19. ElusivePedro

    ElusivePedro Layin' Low

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    You get the POGs Learner's Permit! :deal
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  20. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    Havin' a blast up here, Pete. Rode the Colonial Pkwy this AM, stopped at the Yorktown Victory Monument and made this pic. Viva la libertad, ya know.:nod
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    Dunno why that date shows as yesterday, guess I need to recalibrate my camera again. I'm gettin senile, but I definitely remember being in Yorktown this morning. I think it got all the way up to 80 degrees today here in southern VA and like FBM says, that's NO:topes

    And yessir that old KLR is humming right along, I'm gettin 60MPG riding the backroads, that's a benefit of running 4K RPM. The other benefit is that she doesn't use any oil at all when I run at or below 4K. And that's saying something for a KLR.:deal
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