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Pee Leak, and other stuff to gripe about

Discussion in 'The Sandbox - AKA Flatistan' started by Buzztail, May 2, 2012.

  1. Davebert

    Davebert Too damn serious!

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  2. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    I know all too well how ya feel, Brother Buzz. I’ve had shit stolen a handful of times, and whether it was something relatively small like a helmet or something big like a ZX-10, the rage is the same...
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    Amazingly enough, the only thing I ever had stolen while staying in a hotel was a license plate, and it was on the company car. It was still a PITA reporting it to Fleet Services and waiting in line at the tax office for a replacement tho:bluduh
  3. Buzztail

    Buzztail Buzztopian OG Supporter

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    I had some nice hardware, and some REALLY nice glass walk off along with a half dozen G19 mags, half dozen P-mags. All filled to capacity with premium stuff.
  4. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    Well dammit that just makes ya wanna hurt somebody!
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  5. mandatedmotorvation

    mandatedmotorvation Shunpiker

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    In old days of bass playing, bassists used to have lug 100's of lbs of gear, up hill both ways. Mainly in the form of too large of speaker cabinets that were required to push air through booming rooms and cackling persons. You can imagine living on any floor other than the bottom floor, plus playing a gig on a floor on anything other than the bottom can get tedious, if not down right dangerous. After years of being a "good boy" I finally decided tonight will be the night that, "I'll just leave it in the car and get it tomorrow." (Full disclosure, I have no doubt that my belly had been full of cheap beer and my feelings hurt because, well, I wasn't a guitar player and consequently, I had gone home alone to a girlfriend that didn't really care about me because, well, I was the bass player...)

    Obviously, you know how the morning went. Your picture was all too telling and sent me under the covers quivering in an uncontrollable, traumatic memory.

    I've felt your pain and I share your anger. I say we blow the f*ckers up.

    [​IMG]
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  6. Hatch

    Hatch Perpetually lost

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    Barking dogs.

    House I bought is in a neighborhood full of em.

    But the one behind my house is the ring leader - he gets em all going, and he pretty much barks all day, and god forbid you actually want to go into your own backyard.

    I talked to nextdoor neighbor and he just shook his head and told me of the last person to confront her about her dog who got a gun in his face. So I went indirect and installed an electronic dog whistle.
    Good Life, Inc Bark Control Pro:... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01K0NXC7O?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

    Come home last night after teaching a class on chainsaw safety, and there's a vaguely threatening letter in my front door jamb "I know who you are" and the device has been knocked down. I stand it back up (it's mounted on a pole to reach over the 8' fence) and when I wake up this morning it's knocked over again.

    So this time I mount it with wood screws to the fence, paint "criminal trespassing" on a sheet of plywood in the yard, lock my gates, and put a call into Niceville's finest, who have yet to get back to me.

    Fun part is, as I was leaving for work, nextdoor neighbor informs me that bitch neighbor actually brandished a pistol and threatened to shoot the device and he apparently talked her down.

    What kind of psycho bitch does this?
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  7. YJake

    YJake Social Distancing Before It Was Cool

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    BSC thread is downstairs and to the left.

    -Jake
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  8. Buzztail

    Buzztail Buzztopian OG Supporter

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    Cameras bro. :nod
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  9. Philip Kuntz

    Philip Kuntz Fleasy Rider Supporter

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    Did the dog stop barking when you mounted that thing?
  10. rider1150gsadv

    rider1150gsadv Long timer

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    :lurk
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  11. Hatch

    Hatch Perpetually lost

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    Ok so I got up with the Lt.
    He talked to ole girl, and when I came home from work she came by, apologized, explained that she freaked out because shes 40, single, and her dog is her baby. Then she told me she doesn't wanna go to jail :lol3

    Guess I may have overestimated my opponent- but dead on with the crazy.

    Also, she was wearing scrubs. If you have the experience I've had, that alone is a red flag for bsc. :rofl

    The real deal is that she already picked up a bark collar, because apparently the device was causing the dog to cower indoors, and that was her compromise.

    So YEA IT WORKED! :imaposer

    And the real deal maker was that she told me she does actually walk the dog and take her to the park, so she's not as neglected as I thought - just a barky ass dog.

    So now I've got her # and permission to call her when the dogs getting raucous and she'll bring her in.:thumb
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  12. ineptizoid

    ineptizoid I'm scared hold me

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    Not surprised about the single part. Am surprised to hear everything turned out as well as it did. I thought you were gonna hafta resort to extreme measures to resolve the situation:lol3
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  13. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    BSC, eh?

    Here's a good read on what to expect...

    https://advrider.com/f/threads/the-thread-of-bsc-version-2-0.1199325/
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  14. YJake

    YJake Social Distancing Before It Was Cool

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    Let me guess, she works the night shift too?

    :yikes

    -Jake
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  15. Buzztail

    Buzztail Buzztopian OG Supporter

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    Scrubs? Just move Hatch. Trust me on this. Give the house away, burn it, pray for a sink hole....
  16. Dr.Z

    Dr.Z 6Sigma Knuckle Shflr

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    :imaposer
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  17. Hatch

    Hatch Perpetually lost

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    Trust me, I've been thru BOTH bsc threads in the basement - as well as the red pill. I've learned as much from those as I have from the regional forums here.

    Aaaand yes, nurses are almost always a hot mess. But I've dealt with enough crazy at this point to wade in without getting swept away.

    Plus, it's an investment- not a forever home.

    That being said, you FFs are welcome anytime you're in the Niceville area. I did come across a nice piece of "furniture":deal

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  18. onebadscrambler

    onebadscrambler Been here awhile

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    Pictures?
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  19. Madhouse

    Madhouse Semi-Goodlookin! Supporter

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    This is great Jerry!
    Keep it comin Bro!!
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  20. kelly duke 2000

    kelly duke 2000 Retired, Gone Riding Supporter

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    I was going to wait for the movie, but might have to read that good read