I'm in Nordegg, AB. Population 25. Two gas stations. A motel. A bar with food. I'm in the bar. I can't feel my nose. Feels like 10°C factoring the dog chill factor. Locals checking me out here in the bar. Wondering how something so scruffy can be off the leash. Looking around for my owner. They figured out I'm a stray. Imma have something deep fried, for safety. I'll spare you the pictures. This time.