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Scootering the murder and stripper capital of the world!

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Epic Rides' started by roadcapDen, Dec 22, 2019.

  1. Reaver

    Reaver How Did I Get Here?

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    Years ago eh. It was a Scotiabank as were all my cards. If you can't select English at the ABMs and can't read Spanish fast enough to select the correct option, you timeout. Too many timeouts and you're banned.

    Much like here. :(
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  2. roadcapDen

    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    I don't think your multiple bans were from "timeouts":photog

    Lil Hummer... IMG_1886_kindlephoto-255009450.jpg
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  3. Reaver

    Reaver How Did I Get Here?

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  4. borderlinebob

    borderlinebob Been here awhile

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    Reaver.
    Ya I figured she got you going.
    Had similar in early 80s while in a small town between Nowhere & Somewhere in South Dakota.
    Don’t think they even had ATMs but I needed cash and the lady got me some somehow.
    Our first trip, wife had own bike and I really underestimated time and cost involved.
    Was great to be young and naive and just go for it.
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  5. goodcat

    goodcat Changing latitudes, altitudes and attitudes

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    Gimme all you got lol
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  6. Cal

    Cal Long timer

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    No english ATM's haha In Bosnia my choices were Bosnian and French so I choose French thinking my grade school french would be enough....wrong I must have missed that class. So I just grabbed a guy off the street and he did all the prompts and I added my code and away I went with the cash.
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  7. Lost Cartographer

    Lost Cartographer Been here awhile

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    Is that a mechanical fuel injection system with 8 individual intake runners???

    Aluminum block too??

    I wonder what motor that is....


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  8. Comnoz

    Comnoz No Carbs

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  9. roadcapDen

    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Got a scooter upgrade, I'll just fly thru the fucking borders...
    They'll never catch me!
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  10. roadcapDen

    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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  11. polarbearrider

    polarbearrider Adventurer

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  12. roadcapDen

    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Expat house in the town of Intapuca.
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    Locals shack down the hill, I had to help the scooter get back up...

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    End of the cobblestone and end of the road for this battle scooter!

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  13. roadcapDen

    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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  14. roadcapDen

    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    My fav musical interlude for y'all...
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  15. Cal

    Cal Long timer

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    Damn I watched that whole video, groovy man!
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  16. roadcapDen

    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    So, you're all wondering how I'm gonna capture video and pictures from inside a heavily fortified gang controlled stripper venue for y'all, well, so was I.
    We have spy sunglasses that will record the action for you Ladies!
    Oh, didn't I mention it'll be male strippers!







    kidding :photog
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  17. roadcapDen

    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Coast port entry customs on an Honduran volcanic island, lots of tuk tuks to ride! Unbelievable that they had finger print scanners there.
    Even thou l can't get into the US, I was welcomed to Honduras.
    (35 year old roach charge) it's fkn legal almost everywhere!
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  18. borderlinebob

    borderlinebob Been here awhile

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    Dan, I’m not sure if you even want to still go to US but there is a way.
    My younger brother had a WAY more serious charge than yours. Extended time in prison kind, and he got it pardoned or something and now has no issue going in.
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  19. 11motos

    11motos Feral Rider

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    You will be fine. For a second I feared you landed in Atlanta or Chicago.
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  20. roadcapDen

    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Gracias, I got a full pardon from Canada years ago but the States still wanted me to pay $900 for a waiver, no thanks.
    Even with both there is no guarantee that they'll let me in, totally at their discretion.
    I'm happy to fly over it nonstop while I have a crap in the head and flush...:1drink
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