Scootering the murder and stripper capital of the world

Discussion in 'Ride Reports - Epic Rides' started by roadcapDen, Dec 22, 2019.

  1. roadcapDen

    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Motorcyle/scooter content alert!!!

    My bikes at home, two HD Sportster's and two 1962 Honda Benly's all have engines and started motors, so why aren't they called engine cycles with starter "motors"?

    Anyhoo...

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    In front of the engine scooter are hundreds of seagulls by the bathwater temperature surf!

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    Herds heading out to pasture near Intapuca.

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    Local engine cycles at a park in Santa Tecla up near San Salvador where at 900' elevation it's much cooler than the coast. 80F/25C vs 90F/33C.
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    "Spanish words yelling!
    What the fuck? That's my helmet, give it back!
    Spanish words yelling!
    Wtf, I'm leaving the girls now, give me back my helmet.
    Whoa don't fuck with me, keep the helmet I'm outa here gang bangers!
    Holy fuckin shit that was close"...........

    Oh no
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Where must we go....

    We who wander this wasteland
    In search of our better selves?

    First world man.

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  4. Joris van O

    Joris van O Been here awhile

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    You made it out alive!? Now what about those stripperstories? :D
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    "Strippers"?

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    Or...strippers on scooters?

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    Oh, stripper stories, gotcha!

    "I stripped for about three years, primarily at two clubs: The Jet Strip and Ecstasy Theater.

    The Jet Strip was essentially a cozy neighborhood dive bar, but with naked ladies. Most of the customer were “regulars” — or as they jokingly called themselves, “pathetic losers” (PLs for short). The dancers were exceptionally diverse — every ethnicity, body type and educational background was represented.

    Unfortunately, the place was run by a mega-douchebag named Billy — a red-faced, testosterone junkie who managed the club like an oppressive dictator. I quit after about a year, largely due to Billy’s appalling behavior. Most of my regulars followed me to my next club, Ecstasy Theater"
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Hola, yup made it out alive and disease free!

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    El Salvador now have a ban on visitors to the Country.

    Hit up a few "ballet's" on a Wednesday night in San Miguel around 10pm and the "dancers" out numbered the patrons by at least 4 to 1, but it was early...

    There were about 40 girls all dolled up, at least 2 on stage at all times and the well dressed maitreD's would parade 1 on each arm right up to you, pretty classy actually. Still have whiplash:lol2

    2 level with a balcony had tables as well and rooms for rent by the hour.

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    Dude from Europe arrived last year and built a shack on stilts just above high tide, nice view and sounds of surf.

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    No pictures of murdered people.
    Just a little possum in the recycle bin.
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Epilogue...

    "There was not much to say about her body except that it was perfect in every way. Her breasts, full and round and threatening to pop out of her deep-cut red sweater, were exemplars of breasts done right, perky and creamy smooth. The rest of her body had decided long ago to play along with the perfection of her breasts, providing the counterpoint of a slender waist, ample hips, and an ass to die for, all held upright by legs not even Michelangelo could improve upon, which today were clearly defined by black yoga pants that left little to the imagination. In short, if “beautiful” was a box of assorted chocolates, she would have been the one you were hoping to find before anyone else did."

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    That's all folks but if you have any questions about El Salvador, shoot...haha!

    I'll be back next year, thanks all!
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    budsboy I crashed the swing too. Supporter

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    This was a fun thread - Thanks!!
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Appreciate that and the slew of followers!?,
    especially those who commented!
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    My Spanglish is not that great but being from Canada the French is quite similar. Duolingo helped me a lot!
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    French does not seem to help much! Lots of Quebec tourists on the west coast of Mexico and they hang out and talk among themselves, I tried to talk with them but they just say I do not speak English I am French. So I then speak in Spanish and they just shrug and turn away.?
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Jajaja, bon voyage Cal!

    I just remember a small amount of French from school and previously never studied Spanish but when trying to translate I often thought of French words that are similar.
    but it's all Greek to me!
    now l know chilli con carne means chilli with meat.

    Don't get me started on the frenchies, ,,,
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Map to volcano

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    The only volcano in El Salvador not filled with water!
    Bamboo and coffee down there.

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    Step daughter at home on my old BSA.
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    El Salvador shut down for 30 days.

    My buddy that is stuck there just told me 3 gang bangers took the security guys rifle and killed him.

    Like WTF?

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    This guy worked 3 days to get this dead palm tree root out in 38C sunny heat!
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    Champe Been here awhile

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    good report - thanks. Not what I want to hear though. Would you go back to the conditions you saw on this trip ?
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    At @Champe, yes, most defiantly. Oh and thanks!
    This was my 2nd month long trip.
    Plan to go again next year, $90K for an ocean front lot on the bath water Pacific!

    The people love that you're enjoying their country, and fkn everyone says hola or bueno on the streets, don't get that in Canada!

    just real nice people but there are murders and "HOT" strippers where prostitutes are legal, actually wierd as they seem to be really religious and abortion has a jail term...I

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    Champe Been here awhile

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    I bet you said "defiantly" on purpose. You are no dummy.

    Incredible price for ocean front. Many countries will not allow foreigners to buy choice real estate like that, for any price.

    Awesome. take care.
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Haha, yes my typo "definitely" works...

    Great RR you have, hope you get back to it soonish!

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    Ima missin da beach
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    roadcapDen Ass, Grass or Gas, no free rides.

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    Scooters with surf board racks in El Tunco, aka Surf City.

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    Honda XL200 at low tide.

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    "Boxer" delivery enginecycle, bwahaha.

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    Cooler held on with electrical tape that outa last!
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