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Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by FredBGG, Dec 25, 2015.

  1. Elderber

    Elderber Adventurer

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    Didn’t read all the way through but one of my favorites is,

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  2. oldgrizz

    oldgrizz Long timer Supporter

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    Plus the early worm gets eaten
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    77/7 1000 Been here awhile

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    Old Welder I worked with said to me, "You're as Sharp as a Rat Turd! The're Pointed on Both Ends"
    Al Moody was a Piece of work! He Died burning rod!
    Charlie
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  4. 77/7 1000

    77/7 1000 Been here awhile

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    My Old Man was a Master Plumber for over 35 Years. He offered a few Stinkers in his Time!
    "That Smell is my Bread & Butter"
    "Shit Don't Run Up Hill"
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    dave 6h Been here awhile

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    Love that film.
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    GS650Lady Professional Nag

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    You can never have too many motorcycles or too many musical instruments.
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    ROAD DAMAGE Long timer Supporter

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    "If you don't like the way I ride .......................... THEN STAY OFF THE DAMN SIDEWALK !!!!!" :dirtdog

    :lol3
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  8. Rider2

    Rider2 Been here awhile Supporter

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    On a blow-in insulation truck: "Itching to serve you"

    There are two types of people in the world:
    1) Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

    Jack's veterinary and taxidermy: "Either way you get your dog back"

    Oh, Lord make my words tender and merciful for tomorrow I may have to eat them.

    There is no gravity, the earth sucks.

    May the best you hope for be the least you get (toast at my wedding)

    I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

    It's amazing what you can learn if you're not careful. (Applies to many more things than motorcycles!)
  9. Mongo7

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    Be nice. Everyone has a cross to bear.

    Just trying to turn five days into a weekend.
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    ChopperCharles Long timer

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    Don't be a dick to yourself. There are plenty of people out there happy to do that for you.

    -Me.

    Charles.
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    pretbek Long timer

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    Learn and move on.
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    There are no traffic jams along the extra mile....
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    rosmoe Been here awhile

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    mynamewasmud Hillbilly Adventurer Supporter

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    If it has tits,tires or windows it will cost you money and cause you problems.
  15. BJMoose

    BJMoose that trick never works

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    "We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you"
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    Lawyer billboard in Truth or Consequences, NM.

    Injured in an Accident? ... We'll get your money!

    Finally truth in advertising.
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    bykemike "ready to navigate" Supporter

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    You're never out of toilet paper if you've got your socks
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    greasyfatman Long timer

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  19. C/1/509

    C/1/509 Now with more sarcasm

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  20. CopaMundial

    CopaMundial Wow, that broke easy

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    Don’t take criticism from someone if you wouldn’t also take advice from them.

    (Not sure who said it first, but heard on TV broadcast of a recent NBA playoff game between Philadelphia and Toronto)