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Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by FredBGG, Dec 25, 2015.

  1. CopaMundial

    CopaMundial Wow, that broke easy

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    You can want in one hand and shit in the other... see which fills up first.
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  2. VonBiker

    VonBiker Work sucks and then you RIDE! Supporter

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    I already posted that one. Been using that line for almost 50 years.
    Never once ever heard anyone else ever say it.
  3. CopaMundial

    CopaMundial Wow, that broke easy

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    It was my impression that it was common among the generation that lived through the depression.
    Got that one indirectly from my Grandmother. She never said it to us kids obviously, but I did hear her say it to my dad a few times.
    Sweet-n-Sassy old lady.
  4. Chuck Roll

    Chuck Roll Lazy

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    “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start early “
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  5. 1 wheel peel

    1 wheel peel Been here awhile

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    Yup
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  6. C/1/509

    C/1/509 Now with more sarcasm

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    Really? I've heard that all my life.
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  7. Themastermike

    Themastermike Think you caught me in a coma Supporter

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    Ditto
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    oakcutter Been here awhile

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    Hey, " No diff off my Morts "
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    clogan Been here awhile

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    Auto correct is my own worst enema.
  10. Tall Man

    Tall Man Speak as you find.

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    Ugh. I still hate seeing that word, much less saying it.

    Mater was Olde School. If I even hinted at digestion issues, she went straight for the bottle of Fleet...every time, without any possibility of negotiation. A sympathetic cousin gave me a small bottle of MiraLAX, which I learned to ration where and when needed. After that, I never saw another squeeze bottle deployed with me in mind.

    Lord knows I knew better than to suggest to Mother that it might have been her cooking that was occasionally gumming up the works. We have to choose our battles.
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  11. skibum69

    skibum69 slave to gravity Super Supporter

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    nobody moves, nobody gets hurt
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  12. 9mm

    9mm Been here awhile

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    “Is that you reason? Or your excuse?”

    “Son is easier to do it my way or your way?”
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    c_m_shooter Ninja Warrior Supporter

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    The bigger rocks have better traction.
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  14. Tall Man

    Tall Man Speak as you find.

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    "I don't have enough crayons to explain it to you."
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    GR8ADV Safety Second!

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    You are as young as the people you feel.
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  16. GR8ADV

    GR8ADV Safety Second!

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    A reason is just a socially acceptable excuse.
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  17. oldgrizz

    oldgrizz Long timer Supporter

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    Paranoid people have enemies as well.
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  18. greasyfatman

    greasyfatman Long timer

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    It’s easy to fuck up, when you’re fucked up. Ask me how I know.

    @Cataclysm009
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    Travman Long timer Supporter

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    Never realized how anti-social I was until there was a pandemic, and my life didn’t really change.
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    Chinboys Adventurer

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    when enough people lie to you... you will find the truth
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