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Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by FredBGG, Dec 25, 2015.
You can want in one hand and shit in the other... see which fills up first.
I already posted that one. Been using that line for almost 50 years.
Never once ever heard anyone else ever say it.
It was my impression that it was common among the generation that lived through the depression.
Got that one indirectly from my Grandmother. She never said it to us kids obviously, but I did hear her say it to my dad a few times.
Sweet-n-Sassy old lady.
“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start early “
Really? I've heard that all my life.
Hey, " No diff off my Morts "
Auto correct is my own worst enema.
Ugh. I still hate seeing that word, much less saying it.
Mater was Olde School. If I even hinted at digestion issues, she went straight for the bottle of Fleet...every time, without any possibility of negotiation. A sympathetic cousin gave me a small bottle of MiraLAX, which I learned to ration where and when needed. After that, I never saw another squeeze bottle deployed with me in mind.
Lord knows I knew better than to suggest to Mother that it might have been her cooking that was occasionally gumming up the works. We have to choose our battles.
nobody moves, nobody gets hurt
“Is that you reason? Or your excuse?”
“Son is easier to do it my way or your way?”
The bigger rocks have better traction.
"I don't have enough crayons to explain it to you."
You are as young as the people you feel.
A reason is just a socially acceptable excuse.
Paranoid people have enemies as well.
It’s easy to fuck up, when you’re fucked up. Ask me how I know.
Never realized how anti-social I was until there was a pandemic, and my life didn’t really change.
when enough people lie to you... you will find the truth