Slogans ..... add yours.

pain goes away and chicks dig scars

Variation on a theme:

Smartass in meeting "there is no 'I' in 'team'".....

Reply "no, but there is a 'u' in 'c*nt'".....

there is no "I" in "team" but there is a "me"

When in doubt ... Pull in the clutch !

I may not be in the middle of nowhere. But I can see it from here.

Ride fast. Take chances.

Any road any time.

Rick G

Find what you love and let it kill you

If it is in the Touratech catalogue then you don't need it, yes that is my signature at times.

Cemetery's are full of people who had the right of way.

Auto correct is my new enema.

If I had that (whatever) and he had a feather up his ass, we'd both be tickled.

If bullsh!t was music, he'd be a brass band

I wouldn't sh!t you. You're my favorite turd.

I'm so broke, if it cost a nickel to sh!t I'd have to vomit.

We're not broke we're just badly bent.

It's better to be pissed off than on.

One my wife uses on her signature block:

I have taken the road less travelled, now will someone please tell me where the heck I am?

Here is another one I like. In fact I like it so much it is now my signature line!

Any day, is a good day to be stupid!

Rick G