Slogans ..... add yours.

Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by FredBGG, Dec 25, 2015.

  1. 32dgrz

    32dgrz Been here awhile Supporter

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  2. Gone in 60

    Gone in 60 Been here awhile

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    Colonel Sanders: "I"m too drunk to taste this chicken."

    How about "Don't Take any Wooden Nickels."

    I just said that to a young girl here at the office. She was really sweet, other than saying "What a shame" when I told her I don't ride a Harley (as noted in the Sportster Haters thread).

    She is half my age, and when I helped fix her car, she called me her "Work Dad". They just let her go today, and on her way out, when we were saying goodbye, I told her "Don't take any wooden nickels."

    She asked what that meant. I told her it's something her Dad would probably say.
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  3. Rick G

    Rick G Ranger Rick Supporter

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    Not sure if I posted this slogan that I created before but it is now my tag line and positive it applies to many of you as well. Feel free to use it when appropriate!

    Any day is a good day to be stupid!

    Rick G
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    32dgrz Been here awhile Supporter

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    Veeblefetzer Been here awhile

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    A fine motto and an excellent T-Shirt

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    fastring Been here awhile

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    ADV890R Been here awhile

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    Front yard sign I want to make: Tresspassers will be shot. Solicitors will be shot twice.
  9. JimRidesThis

    JimRidesThis Local celebrity

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    Some of my favourites...

    “Million to one chances usually happen nine times out of ten” Terry Pratchett

    “Colour me gone!” Roger Lindamood

    “Do what you can, with what you’ve got, where you are.” Bill Widener
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    Achtung Wicked Pisssah Adventurer Supporter

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    Lets do something, even if it's wrong.
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    Themastermike Think you caught me in a coma Supporter

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    This way we can both watch TV
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    ADV890R Been here awhile

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    It is better to be seen, than to be viewed!
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    JimRidesThis Local celebrity

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    Classic film :lurk and so cleverly written. I’m going to watch it again tonight! Many, many excellent lines ... another bit from Nigel’s Guitar Room...



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    WindBlast Jesus and Tequila

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    dave 6h Been here awhile

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    goD giB Long timer

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    As a non American, I found that an interesting lookup.
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    I heard that sentiment expressed as "Bloom where you are planted"
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    hardhat Been here awhile Super Supporter

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    Your's may be faster, but mine can go anywhere!

    -Stolen from a friends Jeep.
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