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Discussion in 'The Perfect Line and Other Riding Myths' started by FredBGG, Dec 25, 2015.

  1. Guvment mule

    Guvment mule Been here awhile Supporter

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    Keep your shit wired tight.
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  2. maineDave

    maineDave Long timer

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    For good luck, before launching into the next pitch off the belay:
    "What's the worst that could happen?"


    Worked.
    Well, mostly.

    mD
  3. maineDave

    maineDave Long timer

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    "This house hasn't got a straight, level, plumb, or square spot in it, and I'm not adding any."

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  4. maineDave

    maineDave Long timer

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    And one more:

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    It's all I do.
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  5. JTS 71 Mach1

    JTS 71 Mach1 Adventurer

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    Pain! Is weakness leaving the Body!

    If that's true I must be one tough little SOB!

    LOL!
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  6. C/1/509

    C/1/509 Think for yourself

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  7. Guvment mule

    Guvment mule Been here awhile Supporter

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    I don't know all i know bout that.
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  8. MATTY

    MATTY BORDER RAIDER

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    Riding at dawn or dusk fear the deer.
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  9. Idahodave

    Idahodave Idahodave

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    Doesn’t work here in Idaho just hit one the other day in broad daylight.
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    boomsling Long timer

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    If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
  11. A.T.

    A.T. Been here awhile

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    A little less conversation, a little more traction.
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  12. south east okie

    south east okie Been here awhile Supporter

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    abortion should be retroactive
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  13. gone2seed

    gone2seed Been here awhile

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    “Everyone should have the right to choose their own means of destruction.”
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    kendives Been here awhile

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    He's a poster child for retroactive birth control
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  15. pkcole

    pkcole n00b

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    Life is a Bitch then you marry one then you Die!!!!!
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  16. 1 wheel peel

    1 wheel peel Been here awhile

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    Lately mine has been,,,,,,,,,,,, "or at least that's the way I remember it".
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    DADODIRT Long timer Supporter

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    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
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  18. JTS 71 Mach1

    JTS 71 Mach1 Adventurer

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    Life's a Bitch! Then it has Puppies!
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  19. BikeMikeAZ

    BikeMikeAZ Been here awhile

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    This is not my circus. These are not my monkeys.
  20. oldgrizz

    oldgrizz Long timer

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    If I have not offended you yet.
    I apologize.
    I will get around to you soon I promise.
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