Not to get all preachy but I would bet if I were allowed to view your bike barn I would note that there are no sidecars at all. I mean, have you ever actually sold a motorcycle? In the last 30 years or so? One of them could get hacked. I go through sand and rocks and rain grooves on my sidecar outfit(s) that if I were to go there on my vstrom the police report would have read "involuntary suicide". Even if I got fixed back to pre-stroke I would still stay with the sidecar. I do really stupid shit like when I was a teenager and get away with it. You could get another hog, Road King say , you can put lots of sidecars on them, bolt on Baker reverse, and carry a cabin tent. And cooler. And cot. And barbeque. Maybe lawn chair is too much. Just sayin.