The home coffee thread

Discussion in 'Australia' started by sidetrack one, Apr 3, 2020.

  1. Paul124ac

    Paul124ac Long timer

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    Ahh yes, the servo sausage roll. And that fucking plastic wrapper that could melt titanium, should keep some in the tool bag to fix exhausts. You front up to the servo now and have to serve ya bloody self, make your own bloody coffee, bad enough you have to pump your own fuel. I really miss the old roadhouses that made bloody good tucker, the coffee might’ve been shit but at least it was hot, remember that skin on the top getting stuck to your lip? Buxton Burgers were a fave, the servo under the tyre crossing into SA used to have good food, there was a top roadhouse in Bothwell Tas that had deep fried mars bars amongst other delicacies and their coffee was a bloody standout. Fuck macdonalds and fuck big oil for screwing it up. One unintended consequence this virus has provided, you don’t get asked to take off your helmet now.

    In that brief window we had in Vic recently I took off down river to fish and generally do stuff all, broke out the handpresso which I haven’t used since PI classics, shit that thing makes a good brew and it’s a bit of fun to use. Gotta get a hand grinder, the pre-ground stuff is a bit shit and it doesn’t last long, had to chuck out some that I had in an airtight container as it was tasting like ground up shoe leather. Or caterers blend, whichever. So what is a good one? One you can carry on a bike?
  2. AUSSIEADV

    AUSSIEADV 2wo left foots

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    I use a Porlex. Pricey though. Mate i grind some beans at home and take it with me these days.

    https://cremacoffeegarage.com.au/rh...MI0YW146-w6wIVj30rCh2U9gVsEAQYBCABEgJTFvD_BwE

    https://niccolo-coffee.myshopify.co...MI0YW146-w6wIVj30rCh2U9gVsEAQYASABEgJl5PD_BwE
  3. BygDaddee

    BygDaddee Where do I get a pie

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    Theres only one type of bean and grinder one needs

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  4. sidetrack one

    sidetrack one Chief Tiddler Supporter

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    You really are the ultimate Tenere tragic!!!:D:clap
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  5. Paul124ac

    Paul124ac Long timer

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    There’s other things that start with T you could add to Tenere to describe Large Father.
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  6. Happy Snapper

    Happy Snapper GOMOB.

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    A hand grinder?

    I met a girl in King's Cross in 72 who was a good hand grinder!
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  7. Dr AT

    Dr AT Long timer

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    48 years later, do you still wonder why her hands were so large?
  8. rossguzzi

    rossguzzi 990 Adv.

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    I saw one on a corner in the Cross. Well I thought it was a girl. Long hair, boobs etc. Then she parted her coat to revile a full set of man bits !!
    It was then I released there was not 2, but 3 sexes in this world. Traumatised !!
  9. Happy Snapper

    Happy Snapper GOMOB.

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    Nah.. always pick girls with little hands.. make your dick look bigger!
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  10. saltyD

    saltyD Been here awhile

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    yeh - but where's the sauce to dampen down all that dried out pastry?
  11. buckscreek

    buckscreek AUTODIDACTIC

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    Only 3 sexes? You are so 20th century.
  12. sidetrack one

    sidetrack one Chief Tiddler Supporter

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    Coffee and fresh baked muffins.....hmmmm!
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  13. Reklaw59

    Reklaw59 Faster than your Nan.

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    My Sunbeam grinder died today, any recomendations for a replacement.
  14. Boxa

    Boxa 2 Smoking Barrels

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  15. buckscreek

    buckscreek AUTODIDACTIC

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    No coffee, but home baked goods are the best! Chelsea buns, mmmmmm.

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  16. hutch70

    hutch70 Been here awhile

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  17. Suncoaster

    Suncoaster Long timer Supporter

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    Not everyone has seen coffee growing, here is some ripe last week.
    It grows wild here in the SEQ rainforest (escaped cultivars).
    I picked a few.
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  18. saltyD

    saltyD Been here awhile

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    Need one of these guys to collect the beans for you.

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  19. sidetrack one

    sidetrack one Chief Tiddler Supporter

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    Had it every day in Bali....love it!! Heres some being roasted for me outside of Ubud
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    and the critter itself!!
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  20. rossguzzi

    rossguzzi 990 Adv.

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    WHO thought it a good idea to try drinking somthin that came outa some furry critta`s ass ???!!!!